You and your mom are hillbilly’s.

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June 03, 2018, 10:56 PM

jljones

You and your mom are hillbilly’s.

This is a house of learned doctors.

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June 04, 2018, 08:09 AM

parabellum

Boats and hos

June 04, 2018, 09:40 AM

rsbolo

And keep your liver spotted hands off my mom; she's a saint!

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June 04, 2018, 10:17 AM

YellowJacket

Did we just become best friends?

There ain't much difference in the man I want to be and the man that I really am.

June 04, 2018, 10:23 AM

oddball

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

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June 04, 2018, 10:46 AM

rockchalk06

But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat

June 04, 2018, 11:25 AM

Prefontaine

Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

June 04, 2018, 04:39 PM

fwbulldog

Hey man. Did you touch my drum set?

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June 04, 2018, 06:48 PM

Xtbone97x

Pand, with a D.

June 04, 2018, 08:18 PM

jljones

Is it true that you struck Derek in the face?

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June 04, 2018, 08:40 PM

corsair

I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.

June 04, 2018, 08:47 PM

P-220

I know you want to punch me.

Stay golden Pony Boy!

June 05, 2018, 02:09 PM

Ryanp225

Why are you so sweaty?
I was watching Cops.

June 05, 2018, 03:06 PM

Prefontaine

Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone

June 06, 2018, 07:47 AM

jljones

I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy.

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June 06, 2018, 07:59 AM

MikeGLI

quote:
Originally posted by Ryanp225:
Why are you so sweaty?
I was watching Cops.

"I KNOW COPS DOESN'T START TILL 4!!!"

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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.

June 06, 2018, 08:11 AM

2012BOSS302

The only reason you’re living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we’ll put up with the retard in the meantime.

Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless.

June 06, 2018, 03:22 PM

shiftyvtec

^
"hey, you don't say that!"

June 07, 2018, 01:46 PM

Kevmo

"I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!"

June 07, 2018, 02:43 PM

Prefontaine

Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?

If you lick my butt hole.

What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone