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“Discount Ezra Miller” LMAO Critical Drinker never disappoints. https://youtu.be/ng846hx8Z_s?si=kQUbQiYySkRr-SiW What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Never miss an opportunity to be Batman! |
Wow, The Acoylyte is horrible but the reviews on Youtube are hilarious! Yep, another reviewer who talks about Discount Ezra Miller! | |||
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Get Off My Lawn |
Star Wars was something I watched and liked when I was a kid, seeing it in the movie theater several times in 1977. Saw the next two, then never really thought about them again until my son was born and he went thru a Star Wars phase; the only reason I watched the three prequels was because my son's choices in movies dictated our visits to the theater. I don't remember anything from these films. Got DVDs of the older films for him. The last two films we saw as a family were Force Awakens (awful) and Rogue One. After that, thankfully no more; my son lost interest and I dropped the whole thing like a bad habit. I stored the DVDs in my storage unit to keep for my son in case he wants them for his child, but otherwise I never watch the stuff when it comes on TV. There are still many things from my youth I will listen to and watch, but not Star Wars. "I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965 | |||
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I was recently at Costco, in the cookie section Oreo's had a special Star Wars variety, good guys on one-side, bad guys on the other. The packaging had all the characters however, what was missing was...no new characters. The only characters shown were from the original trilogy I'm not saying this some kind of low-level victory but, it is telling that a brand, licensed to use Star Wars name & imagery, is showing the 'old star wars' characters and none of the news one are showing up. | |||
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The Quiet Man |
It’s unwatchable and my earliest memory is watching Star Wars in the theatre. Been a fan literally my whole life. It actually hurts me that I hate it this much. It makes Revenge of the Sith look like Empire. | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
LMAO! The Acolyte Isn’t Ruining Star Wars — You Are That sounds like a winning strategy…blame the viewer for being too narrow minded and “hateful”. It’s official. Star Wars is dead and Disney killed that golden goose. | |||
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That wasn't bad casting. Hayden has been a fine, if not good, actor in almost everything else he's been in. It was horrifically bad writing and directing. ________________________________________________ | |||
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Never miss an opportunity to be Batman! |
I am actually enjoying this guy's reviews for the humor: | |||
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Drinker back at it. LMAO. It’s a dumpster fire. https://youtu.be/yofjGi6LOVc?si=qYwRrg0D-_NEhkKt What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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THEY ARE NOT LESBIANS!!!!! They are space witches.....who prefer the company of other ummm space witches......who use ummmm magic to conceive children.....who the "galaxy" persecutes......but they ARE NOT LESBIANS!!! Sigh here we are. I hope time travel is never invented because I shudder at bringing this news to my child self just after seeing STAR WARS. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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I was holding out until I read where the miserable non-binary troll in charge said it’s now canon that R2-D2 is a lesbian. Just ensured that I’ll never watch this dumpster fire. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
I mean R2D2 is a robot so technically there is no disputing he is binary..........I'll show myself out. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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The more they try and strike the Critical Drinker down, the stronger he becomes. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Man, that's what they said at every turn when Disney was squeezing out the sequel trilogy. Let's see this article.... Yep, it's all there. I'm not disappointed. Hit all the talking points just as squarely as Disney checked all the DEI checkboxes.
Why? Why is it a boon to "marginalized fans?" I keep hearing "because people want to see themselves represented on screen," and that's fine, but they don't want to see themselves represented poorly. I've heard several gay people speak up and say they'd rather see a film with no gay people than a film that has token gay characters that are only there to be gay and otherwise offer nothing to the story. What does it serve "marginalized fans" to have token and otherwise utterly meaningless and poor representation on screen, awkwardly shoe-horned into every last bit of media? I want to know.
Nope, sounds about right, actually.
/checks notes Yep, it's right here in black and white. "Respond to every criticism, no matter how accurate and poignant by calling the person to made it an 'ist' or a 'phobe' or just hateful and acting in bad faith. Totally nullifies everything they say." It's too dense, I'm going to have to just hit the high points
See, nobody hates this stuff because it's written by non-white, non-male "creatives," it's that these "creatives" happen to write shit that celebrates everyone who is non-white, non-male and write in white males here and there only as the bad guys. It's consistent, it's transparent, and oh, by the way - it happens to go along exclusively with dogshit storytelling. Every. Fucking. Time. If these were works that were lauded for their storytelling and also just happened to omit white guys as characters who weren't slimeballs, I think the criticism would exclusively be "can you stop making white guys look like assholes?" But it isn't. They stories these films and shows tell suck, and they would still suck if you eliminated ALL the DEI nonsense. There's your litmus test. That quoted list above? It sure reads like they fucking hate white men. Just making an observation. Take Kenobi, for instance, which I watched with my son last week. If you made Reva a white guy, and swapped out Luke for Leia, and made the female rebellion members that get highlighted white men, the show would still be dogshit precisely because it was very badly written, not because a black lady was the main bad guy who was secretly a misguided good guy or because there were "strong female characters." Those things are just the added garnish on top of a steaming plate of shit, and not the whole problem with the main dish. This show Acolyte? It follows the same recipe, and that's the problem.
Star Wars Theory on YouTube put out a video talking about this once. He surmised that although Lucas is not a great director, and not the best writer for everything after the first film, that maybe Hayden's performance was more intentional than we want to believe. The guy ends up turning into the ultimate betrayer and a more visible villain than the emperor in many ways, and it makes sense that he was a really awkward person who didn't interface well with the world at large and those around him. He lacked a father figure, and while Kenobi looked at him as a little brother, to Anakin, Kenobi was the father figure he never had, whose approval he never actually got. I think that's probably accurate and absolves Hayden Christiansen a bit because if that's the direction he got, then he pulled it off reasonably well. But even at that, it's badly written and badly directed Lucas schlock, so it doesn't absolve him any. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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Shaman |
This one lost me at the campfire in space put out with a fire extinguisher. Just fooking stupid. He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
Holy shit. Did that really happen?? A friend sent me a meme about it and I figured it was just a joke. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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Bad casting = selecting an actor/actress that just didn’t fit the role. It was bad casting. Add in the bad writing and directing and you had the trifecta of shit. He is ok in some stuff, he was horrific in those trilogies. If he was some great actor, well what is he doing today? Natalie Portman’s career blossomed, exploded, whatever. She is a sold actress. Hayden, not so much. Each to their own though. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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Meh... I think we are x2 episodes in. We've enjoyed it and thought it was okay so far. But I'm far less of a critic than most and just unplug my brain and be entertained. I'm probably the farthest from a Star Wars fanboy you'll get. Train how you intend to Fight Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. | |||
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Spread the Disease |
Dude. DROID. He's a DROID. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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