Total fucks in series: 2980 Cumulative series FPM: 1.56
Total fucks in Season Three: 1050 Average fucks per episode: 87.5 Cumulative Season Three FPM: 1.73
Total fucks in Season Two: 1099 Average fucks per episode: 91.6 Cumulative Season Two FPM: 1.76
Total fucks in Season One: 831 Average fucks per episode: 69.3 Cumulative Season One FPM: 1.23
The episode with the highest number of Fucks is from Season 3, episode 28, Full Faith and Credit, with an episode total of 137 Fucks, for an average of 2.97 Fucks per minute. With an utterance of 7 Cocksuckers in this episode, we end up with a Fucks to Cocksuckers ratio of 19.6:1
The runner up is episode 10 from Season 1, Mr. Wu, and I wouldn't have it any other way. This episode has a total of 133 Fucks, for an average of 2.46 FPM. Sadly, the data for the FtC ratio is not available for season 1. This is particularly tragic given the title of this episode. I'll have to queue up the episode and see if I can obtain the answer.
Ol' Steve putting it over the top in Full Faith and Credit
May 03, 2017, 05:05 PM
ronnied316
I tried counting once, and completely lost track, so these stats are great!
That rant is such a classic. I wish they would have wrapped that show up properly. I have watched it from beginning to end numerous times.
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May 03, 2017, 05:49 PM
parabellum
I just watched the episode Mr. Wu.
Wow, 35 Cocksuckers in that episode, for an impressive FtC ration of 3.8:1
May 03, 2017, 09:04 PM
chongosuerte
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: I just watched the episode Mr. Wu.
Wow, 35 Cocksuckers in that episode, for an impressive FtC ration of 3.8:1
When my old job would piss me off I would sit back and watch Deadwood's Favorite Word:
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May 03, 2017, 09:40 PM
Loswsmith
I guess the writers really give a fuck about the script.
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May 03, 2017, 09:45 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by chongosuerte: When my old job would piss me off I would sit back and watch Deadwood's Favorite Word:
Ha! That's great. The Mr. Wu episode runs in that clip between 1:45 and 2:40.
The left arrow key on my keyboard just got a good workout on that segment.
Fuck it, I'm going to start watching Deadwood again. Guess it's better to watch it a second go while it's still somewhat fresh in the mind.
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May 04, 2017, 01:41 AM
Jim Shugart
Yup. It's time to watch Deadwood once again. We've got all three seasons on Blu-ray.
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May 04, 2017, 07:33 AM
ravens1775
quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart: Yup. It's time to watch Deadwood once again. We've got all three seasons on Blu-ray.
Yeah, this was on the list of shows to rewatch. I think Wu sealed the deal on Deadwood being next.
May 04, 2017, 09:44 AM
molachi
Watched the show when it first came out. Guess I need to watch again
May 04, 2017, 10:09 AM
Jimbo54
Ironically, I'm watching the series right now for the first time. Just started season 2. This thread is sheading new light on the endeavor.
Has anyone counted the number of bare boobs shown on the show?
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May 04, 2017, 11:20 AM
SIGnified
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May 05, 2017, 10:56 AM
ohioup
Great to have this information. I've always wondered about how many times these words were uttered in the series. I think I know what I'll be watching while I'm on the exercise bike next.
May 05, 2017, 07:13 PM
urbanwarrior238
I can remember watching the series, hearing the Fuck's, and wondering if that word was even invented yet???
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May 05, 2017, 08:23 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by urbanwarrior238: I can remember watching the series, hearing the Fuck's, and wondering if that word was even invented yet???
Yeah, that's the scene in Mr. Wu, where Wu is trying to tell Al that Wu's drug courier was killed and robbed. For a few seconds, the scene turns into Abbot & Costello's "Who's on first?" bit.
Al: Who stole the dope??
Wu: (confused) WU????
Al: WHO!! WHO, YOU IGNORANT COCKSUCKER! WHO STOLE THE DOPE??!
Wu: (deliberately, so as to be clear) COCKSUCKAH!!
