February 08, 2020, 03:48 PM
911Boss“Say something!”
That’s a fine animal...
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
February 08, 2020, 03:55 PM
jljonesI really have to take a leak (perfect arabic)
February 08, 2020, 03:56 PM
911BossWhat kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? February 08, 2020, 03:56 PM
jljonesWomen.....can't live with them......can't kill 'em.
February 08, 2020, 04:03 PM
911BossI’m starting to like this guy.
We still gotta kill him, that’s a given...
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? February 08, 2020, 04:05 PM
jljonesThe guy is a
goddamn used car salesmen.February 08, 2020, 04:06 PM
911BossI got ‘em lining up. And not just the skanks, well some are
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? February 08, 2020, 04:55 PM
jljonesIn hot with guns. Let's get some.
February 08, 2020, 04:57 PM
YooperSigsIs it a water heater?
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
February 08, 2020, 10:21 PM
Puckpilot78Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
Mongo only pawn in game of life... February 08, 2020, 10:38 PM
RawnyBa...Battery, Aziz...
February 09, 2020, 01:30 AM
MikeGLI"Why do they call him the sand spider?"
"Probably because it sounds scary"
NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. February 09, 2020, 06:08 PM
mojojojoHarry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew. February 09, 2020, 07:25 PM
jljonesHarry, seconds count buddy. Ditch the bitch.
February 09, 2020, 07:37 PM
Snake207Would a spy pee himself?!
February 09, 2020, 08:34 PM
MikeGLIStill interested in that Vette?!
NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat. February 09, 2020, 09:30 PM
jljonesFear is not an option.
February 09, 2020, 10:22 PM
Balzé Halzé"She has the most incredible body; and a pair of titties, makes you want to stand up and beg for buttermilk."
~Alan
Acta Non Verba
NRA Life Member (Patron)
God, Family, Guns, Country
Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
"Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light is winning." ~Rust Cohle February 10, 2020, 11:30 AM
Snake207You know what? I'm sick of being in the van.
You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years.
February 10, 2020, 11:34 AM
Batty67Probably because it sounds scary