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Goofy '80-90s martial arts movies you like.

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May 30, 2017, 02:10 PM
jmalb
Goofy '80-90s martial arts movies you like.
No Retreat, No Surrender. 1st movie I ever saw JVCD in.
May 30, 2017, 03:14 PM
rusbro
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Jeff Speakman


I recall some comedian doing a bit about his movie, Perfect Weapon (I guess), asking something along the lines of "a martial arts movie starring a guy named Jeff Speakman? WTF is this? Kung Fu Jew?"
May 30, 2017, 03:47 PM
jsbcody
From the crew at Enter The Dojo,The Street Cleaner: every cliche from 80's and 90's martial arts films:


May 30, 2017, 05:07 PM
Ke Bo Li
quote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
quote:
Jeff Speakman


I recall some comedian doing a bit about his movie, Perfect Weapon (I guess), asking something along the lines of "a martial arts movie starring a guy named Jeff Speakman? WTF is this? Kung Fu Jew?"



I thought that one was the "Hebrew hammer"?


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May 30, 2017, 06:04 PM
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May 31, 2017, 08:53 PM
Captain Morgan
The Last Dragon with Bruce Leroy! You said goofy.



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May 31, 2017, 09:45 PM
henryarnaud
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Morgan:
The Last Dragon with Bruce Leroy! You said goofy.


Sho' nuff!



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May 31, 2017, 11:12 PM
Balzé Halzé
Y'all gotta be kidding me. No one's mentioned Best of the Best I & II yet?

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May 31, 2017, 11:23 PM
henryarnaud
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Morgan:
The Last Dragon with Bruce Leroy! You said goofy.


FYI, some years ago the lead actor played the Patrick Swayze role in a stage production of "Roadhouse."



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May 31, 2017, 11:28 PM
Phelen_Kell
Kung Pow!
June 01, 2017, 07:22 AM
MikeGLI
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
Y'all gotta be kidding me. No one's mentioned Best of the Best I & II yet?

"Drop him like a toilet seat, Tommy!"
"For you, Travis."


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