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"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"

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September 19, 2017, 03:07 PM
PASig
"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"
Don't... don't care?

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.


I beg your pardon?


Eight bosses.


Eight?


Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.


September 19, 2017, 03:57 PM
rainman64
LOL

I guess we all watched this movie this week.

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...0601935/m/8310025034


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September 19, 2017, 05:22 PM
PASig
quote:
Originally posted by rainman64:
LOL

I guess we all watched this movie this week.

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...0601935/m/8310025034


I didn't realize that line was from the movie.


September 20, 2017, 01:09 PM
BurtonRW
quote:
Originally posted by PASig:
quote:
Originally posted by rainman64:
LOL

I guess we all watched this movie this week.

https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...0601935/m/8310025034


I didn't realize that line was from the movie.


Then you obviously need to watch it again.

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September 22, 2017, 09:17 PM
andronicus
You would not believe how often I use the "I have eight bosses Bob." line at work. And it's funny every time, especially if the boss gets the joke.
September 24, 2017, 09:46 AM
DoctorSolo
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September 25, 2017, 12:03 AM
sigmonkey
I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore...




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September 25, 2017, 05:05 AM
badcopnodonut!!
Bob: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.


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September 25, 2017, 11:31 AM
tdp113530
I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
September 27, 2017, 09:34 PM
DoctorSolo
quote:
Originally posted by DoctorSolo:
Tew chicks at the same time...


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September 28, 2017, 12:35 AM
Prefontaine
quote:
Originally posted by DoctorSolo:
quote:
Originally posted by DoctorSolo:
Tew chicks at the same time...


^^^
Can this be my new CUT?

Please?


Only if they double up on a dude like you.



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