"Would you stop rubbing your body up against mine...
"...because I can't concentrate when you do that."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
If I'm not back in 15 minutes, call the President.
Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
January 22, 2021, 09:26 AM
YooperSigs
Yes sir, the checks in the mail!
End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
January 22, 2021, 02:59 PM
Batty67
I feel kind of invincible.
January 22, 2021, 03:16 PM
HRK
"Jack" what? I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!
January 22, 2021, 04:09 PM
Orguss
quote:
Originally posted by Hound Dog: If I'm not back in 15 minutes, call the President.
It’s “And if we’re not back by dawn, call the President.”
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
January 22, 2021, 04:18 PM
Loswsmith
Double or nothing Jack.
___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors
Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath.
Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi
January 22, 2021, 07:29 PM
Windhover
Nothing or double
January 22, 2021, 09:53 PM
goose5
Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?
_________________________ OH, Bonnie McMurray!
January 22, 2021, 10:31 PM
Orguss
"Ol' Jack always says...what the hell?"This message has been edited. Last edited by: Orguss,
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
January 23, 2021, 07:06 AM
CQB60
Everybody relax, I’m here
______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
January 23, 2021, 09:32 AM
cas
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
_____________________________________________________ Sliced bread, the greatest thing since the 1911.
January 23, 2021, 06:22 PM
amals
"This is Jack Burton in the Pork Chop Express, and I’m talkin’ to whoever’s listenin’ out there."
"Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."