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It’s too tight.

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April 15, 2021, 01:54 AM
Prefontaine
It’s too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
April 15, 2021, 07:01 AM
Jimbo Jones
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
April 15, 2021, 07:40 AM
MikeGLI
It's not as though he's a set of car keys.



NRA Life Member
Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 15, 2021, 09:27 AM
Orguss
"What the fuck is that?"
"Heh heh. This is a shotgun, Sol."
"It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."
"Well I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?"
"You'll raise Hell. Never mind pulses."


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
April 15, 2021, 09:40 AM
BigSwede
Hey, I thought you said he was a get a way driver. What the fuck can he get away from eh?



April 15, 2021, 10:48 AM
Snake207
Hence the expression - "As greedy as a pig".


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April 15, 2021, 12:29 PM
RogueJSK
Degs! Y'like degs?
April 15, 2021, 01:04 PM
MikeGLI
And the boys get a pair-dem shoes.



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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 15, 2021, 02:51 PM
rsbolo
...and that made him tougher than a coffin nail.


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April 15, 2021, 03:32 PM
Vgex
I fookin' hate parkies.
April 15, 2021, 03:42 PM
RogueJSK
quote:
Originally posted by Vgex:
I fookin' hate parkies.


Pikeys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikey
April 19, 2021, 03:05 PM
pbramlett
"Get us a cup o tea Errol"



Regards,

P.
April 20, 2021, 09:19 PM
MikeGLI
Sit down and shut up, you big bald fuck.



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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.
April 20, 2021, 10:10 PM
benny6
quote:
Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


Bullet Tooth Tony, and his friend Desert Eagle... Point Five-Oh.

What have they got to do with anything?

They're both staring straight at me...

[tap,tap,tap...]

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity...


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April 20, 2021, 10:54 PM
tigereye313
"Ah, Tyrone, you silly fat bastard."
April 22, 2021, 01:39 PM
PASig
What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?

Five minutes, Turkish.

It was two minutes five minutes ago!