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A Møøse once bit my sister...

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October 15, 2017, 07:30 AM
robotoid
A Møøse once bit my sister...
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October 15, 2017, 07:46 AM
Bisleyblackhawk
Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen Røtern nik Akten Di Wik Alsø wik Alsø alsø wik Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?


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October 15, 2017, 02:31 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
"Right! One.....two.....five!"


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October 15, 2017, 04:33 PM
zoom6zoom
Those responsible for this thread have been sacked.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
October 15, 2017, 05:15 PM
Floyd D. Barber
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies:


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October 15, 2017, 07:33 PM
mr kablammo
Alte jeg kvenne ar det dem Vikings vanne speise det Spam.


"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre.
October 15, 2017, 08:00 PM
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October 15, 2017, 10:06 PM
medic451
Moose Trained by Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Special Moose Effects Olaf Prot

Moose Costumes Siggi Churchill

Moose choerographed by Horst Prot III

Miss Taylor's Mooses by Hengst Douglas-Home

Moose trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by Jurgan Wigg

Mooses nones wiped by Bjorn Irkestom-Slater

Large moose on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene
from the end, given a therough
grounding in Latin, French, and
'O' level geography by Bo Benn

Suggestive poses for the moose
suggested by Vic Rotter

Antler-care by Liv Thatcher


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October 16, 2017, 06:41 AM
fatmanspencer
Those responsible for the sacking of those who needed to be sacked, have just been sacked.


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October 18, 2017, 07:03 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by mr kablammo:
Alte jeg kvenne ar det dem Vikings vanne speise det Spam.


I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Eggs


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October 18, 2017, 09:31 PM
Loswsmith
quote:
Originally posted by two-two-niner-romeo:
"Right! One.....two.....five!"


Ah, three sire!


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