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Do you like Apples?

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July 22, 2017, 12:26 PM
Prefontaine
Do you like Apples?
Well I got her numbah. How do you like them Apples?


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
July 22, 2017, 12:33 PM
Orguss
"You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, 'We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet,' then he puts the mic down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, 'You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee.' So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "'Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!'"


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
July 22, 2017, 02:25 PM
MikeGLI
"Bullshit, you didn't say that"



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Steak: Rare. Coffee: Black. Bourbon: Neat.