Gladys- "Oh yeah, sure, I know what some of your big city no-bra wearin' hairy legged women libbers might say. They might say that a pageant is old fashioned and demeaning to the girls."

Iris- "What's sick is women dressin' like men."

Gladys- "You betcha Iris. No, I think you boys are gonna find somethin' a little bit different here in Mount Rose. For one thing, we're all God fearin' folk, every last one of us...and you will not find a "back room" in our video store. No no, that filth is better left to the sin cities."

Iris-"aka Minneapolis St. Paul."

"That's why we Lutherans use grape Kool-Aid for the blood of Christ."

One of my favorite movies.

Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.

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Man, I love you guys. It's got everything... guns, scantily clad beautiful girls, slapstick humor, and some dynamite one-liners. I was starting to think there was no love for this comedic gem.

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"It's always hard to see the young ones called home... especially on an exploding thresher. It's just so odd and gross".

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“I was Mount Rose American Teen Princess 1945. We were at war with the Japs. Didn't even get to keep my damn tiara. Had to turn it in for scrap.”

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No, she’s just yelling, “mom, mom” because she has Tourettes! She’s Annette’s kid, dipshit!

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Man, I love you guys. It's got everything... guns, scantily clad beautiful girls, slapstick humor, and some dynamite one-liners. I was starting to think there was no love for this comedic gem.

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"It's always hard to see the young ones called home... especially on an exploding thresher. It's just so odd and gross".

The funny thing is that I have to explain most of the movie to any of my friends who aren’t from the Midwest…

"Hey hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there."

Oh yeah. Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships…or prison.

I also love the opening music - "Lost Picasso" by Hot Sauce Johnson.

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Excellent point that I had intended to, but neglected to make. The soundtrack on this flick is actually pretty good. I watched my DVD copy a couple nights ago and I've had Lost Picasso stuck in my ears since. Not the worst ear worm to have. Amber's highway dance number is pretty good too.

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"Well, yeah, Tammy liked to drive her dad's thresher but, I mean she said the heavy vibrations helped her think, but I know for a fact, Tammy only smoked after a good drive. You ask me, or anyone else willing to talk about it, Tammy was murdered."