A Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?
A pickpocket snatches watches.

<groan>

An acquaintance bought a new Mustang a while back and I hit him with the old one from the 80's that surprisingly he'd never heard.

What's the difference between a Porcupine and a Mustang?
Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.



(What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your #@%$ up someone's @$$!)

This is from a fellow forum member:

What's the difference between the all-girls track team and the clever midgets track team.
One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What’s the difference between an ice cold beer and your advice?

I wanted the beer.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
The Hoover's dirtbag is on the inside.

quote:

What's the difference between ___ and___?

Nobody eats parsley.
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What does a rattlesnake & a limp schlong have in common?

You don’t **** with either one.
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@ OKCGene: