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I didn’t know they gave out rings for the Holocaust.
February 09, 2021, 09:42 AM
cslingerI didn’t know they gave out rings for the Holocaust.
I just watched this movie again for the first time in a long time and there are some fantastic one liners and gags. I RARELY laugh out loud if I am watching something on my own but this is one of them.

Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
February 09, 2021, 02:28 PM
911BossNot you, fat Jesus. Slide it on back...
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
February 09, 2021, 05:11 PM
jljonesNow, give me money. Or I shoot him. And I shoot alll you motherfuckers, and then we take it. Your choice, bitches.
February 09, 2021, 05:18 PM
wingfoot"She beats him"
"It was twice and I was out of line, she's strong-willed. And I respect that"
February 09, 2021, 05:27 PM
P250UA5So long, gay boys.
The Enemy's gate is down. February 09, 2021, 05:28 PM
Orguss"You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" February 09, 2021, 06:47 PM
rtquig"You are literally too stupid to insult".
Living the Dream
February 09, 2021, 07:33 PM
jljonesJesus, he’s like a gremlin. Instructions and shit.
February 09, 2021, 07:40 PM
cslingerOh it’s easy. You just pour kerosine over a ferret and light him at both ends and put him in.
Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
February 09, 2021, 08:29 PM
P250UA5I look like a nerdy hillbilly
The Enemy's gate is down. February 09, 2021, 08:59 PM
Snake207It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon.
Like masterbating on an airplane.
February 09, 2021, 09:18 PM
Orgussquote:
Originally posted by Snake207:
It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon.
Like masterbating on an airplane.
"I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" February 09, 2021, 09:37 PM
P250UA5quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
quote:
Originally posted by Snake207:
It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon.
Like masterbating on an airplane.
"I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Thanks Bin Laden
The Enemy's gate is down. February 09, 2021, 09:37 PM
P250UA5I've found a baby before
The Enemy's gate is down. February 09, 2021, 10:22 PM
911BossIn the face! In the fa-ace!!
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
February 09, 2021, 10:23 PM
P250UA5NOT UP IN HERE!
The Enemy's gate is down. February 10, 2021, 08:10 AM
Snake207"Couldn't find a meter, but here's four bucks."
February 10, 2021, 05:38 PM
motor59"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
suaviter in modo, fortiter in re
February 10, 2021, 05:50 PM
Orguss"The Best Little Chapel...do you know where that is?"
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" February 10, 2021, 06:12 PM
Pale Horsequote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
"The Best Little Chapel...do you know where that is?"
I do. It’s at the corner of get a map and fuck off.
“Everybody wants a Sig in the sheets but a Glock on the streets.” -bionic218 04-02-2014