I had not viewed this in years. This is one of my favorites.
May 17, 2018, 08:40 PM
Captain Morgan
One of my favorite sketch's is from Abbott and Costello. They are on a troop ship and there a card game going on. Abbott borrows money from Costello and I trying to convince Costello owes Abbott money. Really funny.
There's also MY Cousin Vinny....
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
May 17, 2018, 08:53 PM
PorterN
a couple of my favorites from A Bit of Fry and Laurie:
____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
May 17, 2018, 09:12 PM
jsbcody
Carol Burnett Show: Tim Conway Elephant Story and "Mama's" response:
May 17, 2018, 09:27 PM
Green Highlander
Fine ham abounds with the Kids in The Hall
"You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground." - Charlie MacKenzie (Mike Myers in "So I Married an Axe Murderer")
May 17, 2018, 10:09 PM
ElKabong
NSFW Artie Lange single handedly got Joe Bucks talk show cancelled after this.....
I quit school in elementary because of recess.......too many games --Riff Raff--
May 17, 2018, 11:08 PM
DoubleAdobe
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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL: I had not viewed this in years. This is one of my favorites.
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May 18, 2018, 11:06 AM
YellowJacket
probably my favorite SNL sketch.
I also absolutely love these crazy videos from short-lived "Wonder Showzen."
I'm gonna vote for the funniest frog with the loudest croak on the highest log.
May 18, 2018, 11:31 AM
f2
May 18, 2018, 01:14 PM
Floyd D. Barber
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
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May 18, 2018, 01:30 PM
cslinger
I am so glad somebody posted “Ain’t no fuckin’ Thelma here, the bitch don’t live here!!!”
God I love that skit leading to that line.
"Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man."
May 18, 2018, 01:32 PM
Sailor1911
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Originally posted by zoom6zoom: so many to choose. But this one always makes me chuckle. [FLASH_VIDEO]<iframe frameborder="0" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nWpeSGUDSgA" width="560"></iframe>[/FLASH_VIDEO]
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
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Thank you that's one of my favorites.
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May 18, 2018, 07:07 PM
Orguss
I never get tired of Chris Farley's "Matt Foley" skit, where he complains about living in a van down by the river. It's awesome just because his energy makes everyone else break character.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
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