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"What's in the case?"

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September 02, 2020, 08:48 PM
amals
"What's in the case?"
--"That information isn't necessary."

"Is it heavy? Is it explosive?
Is it chained to some unlucky bloke's wrist?
We're gonna have to chop it off? I mean, what is it?"
September 02, 2020, 09:18 PM
Prefontaine
I found him through your friend, the cripple, who gave me nothing but a bunch of fucking lames!


What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 02, 2020, 09:22 PM
Orguss
"What color is the boathouse at Hereford?"


"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 02, 2020, 09:51 PM
jsbcody
Sam: Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.

Vincent: Who taught you?

Sam: I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
September 02, 2020, 10:03 PM
tk13
You ever kill anybody?

I hurt somebody's feelings once.
September 02, 2020, 11:57 PM
Georgeair
Well played - thought we were in another movie.


You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
September 03, 2020, 12:08 AM
YooperSigs
If you dont mind, Im gonna pass out.


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
September 03, 2020, 12:17 AM
357fuzz
****Are you labor or management?

If I was management I wouldn’t have given you a cigarette.



***Well, everyone one is your brother until the rent comes due.
September 03, 2020, 12:27 PM
Jimbo Jones
How'd you get started in this business?

A wealthy scoundrel seduced and betrayed me.

Same with me.


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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
September 03, 2020, 08:02 PM
ElKabong
Doom

Different movie altogether lol


I quit school in elementary because of recess.......too many games
--Riff Raff--
September 03, 2020, 08:27 PM
Jimbo Jones
Gregor: What color IS the boathouse at Hereford?

Sam: How the fuck should I know!

quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
"What color is the boathouse at Hereford?"



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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
September 03, 2020, 10:15 PM
f2
Nobody can hold out indefinitely.

Ah, is that so?

Everybody has a limit. I spent some time in interrogation. Once.

They make it hard on you?

They don't make it easy. Yeah. It was unpleasant. I held out as long as I could. All the stuff they tried. You just can't hold out forever. Impossible.

How did they finally get you?

They gave me a grasshopper.

What's a grasshopper?

Let's see, two parts gin, one part brandy, one part creme de menthe.
September 04, 2020, 02:16 PM
cslinger
So funny story.

For quite some time my work LYNC message/quote usually where you put stuff like working from home or whatever was “What color is the boathouse in Hereford?”

One day a month or so later I get a random text from some dude from my our help desk and all it says is. “How the fuck should I know?”

Well played kind sir. Smile


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
September 05, 2020, 05:55 AM
Ace31
“Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due.”
September 05, 2020, 09:08 AM
cas
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair:
...in another movie.


("What's in the case?"

"My bat."

"A bat?")