December 06, 2024, 08:56 PM
911BossI tried it on my little dog once…
Poor thing limped for a week.
December 06, 2024, 09:22 PM
jljonesWould you like some champagne?
December 06, 2024, 11:47 PM
911BossYou’d be surprised what I make in a month!
December 07, 2024, 08:41 AM
p226gsdIf it’s more than a dollar ninety-eight, I’d be very surprised.
December 07, 2024, 09:53 PM
Puckpilot78Just like Iwo Jima!
December 08, 2024, 12:39 AM
Orguss"What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?"
December 08, 2024, 07:49 AM
MikeGLIWhat is this a tag team?
December 08, 2024, 08:48 AM
ryan81986Unpopular opinion but this is my favorite Die Hard movie. But I'm also an airport nerd.
December 10, 2024, 05:37 PM
MaestroThat punk pulled a Glock 7 on me.
December 10, 2024, 07:35 PM
jljonesWhere’s the fuckin door?
December 10, 2024, 09:23 PM
Frenchy1004No, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.