June 08, 2017, 09:41 PM
BigboreshooterI don't believe this!
I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
June 08, 2017, 11:36 PM
car541Joel, get off of the babysitter.
June 09, 2017, 12:25 AM
83v45magnaWhen I was a little girl, my daddy used to spank my bare bottom. Now he's gone. Will you take his place? Call Misty!
June 09, 2017, 02:39 AM
YooperSigsWho's the U-Boat Commander?
June 09, 2017, 04:06 AM
LastCubScout"Boffing and f--king are the same thing."
"They are?"
June 09, 2017, 06:15 AM
MikeGLI"He's only got $40"
"I'll tell you what, can you go $340, I'll spot you the three?"
June 09, 2017, 11:12 AM
thunderson"Sometimes you've just got to say......"
"Princeton can use a guy like Joel."