Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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September 18, 2025, 07:00 PM
Belwolf
and I’m all out of bubblegum.
Note: chew bubblegum was spoken before kick ass.
“Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present Generation to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.” ― John Adams
"Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows, or raining down on Charlie." - Principal Skinner.
September 18, 2025, 07:26 PM
Orguss
“I’m giving you a choice: either put on these glasses or start eating that trash can.” “Not this year!”
Cue longest fight to put on a pair of glasses in cinema history.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
September 19, 2025, 06:25 AM
Fire Away
This is a great cheesy flick. I watch it whenever I notice it's on.
September 19, 2025, 01:26 PM
cslinger
“Life’s a bitch and she’s back in heat”
You are absolutely correct that chew bubblegum comes first but I and a bunch of folks I know swear we remember it the other way. Mandela effect I guess.
Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris
September 19, 2025, 05:23 PM
Johnny 3eagles
You are absolutely correct. I got it assbackwards. Or Backassward. Or BassAckWard.
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
September 19, 2025, 05:42 PM
Sacramento Johnson
There's a very similar line in "Stand Up Guys" between Pacino and Walken.
September 22, 2025, 12:42 PM
PASig
September 22, 2025, 09:19 PM
hjs157
"You, you're okay. This one: real fuckin' ugly."
September 23, 2025, 06:33 AM
rainman64
Formaldehyde face!
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