The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho.
Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: oooooooohhhhh
You just made the list, buddy!
And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you.
Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
July 24, 2025, 05:53 PM
bigwagon
Lighten up
July 24, 2025, 05:54 PM
oddball
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
July 24, 2025, 08:30 PM
cslinger
“That’s the facts Jack!!!”
“Where is your drill instructor son?” “BLLLOOOWWWWNNN UUUUUPPP SIIR!!!”
Take Care, Shoot Safe, Chris
July 24, 2025, 09:06 PM
mojojojo
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Icarus flew too close to the sun, but at least he flew.
July 24, 2025, 10:10 PM
Puckpilot78
We’re not parking it, we’re abandoning it.
Mongo only pawn in game of life...
July 25, 2025, 05:35 AM
two-two-niner-romeo
All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
July 25, 2025, 08:56 AM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by mojojojo: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin!
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
July 25, 2025, 10:01 AM
Dzozer
"I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning..."
"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"
July 25, 2025, 08:00 PM
chbibc
Son of beech! Sheet!
----------------------- You can't fall off the floor.
July 25, 2025, 08:22 PM
Sigmund
"Convicted? No."
"Never convicted."
July 28, 2025, 11:40 AM
Captain Morgan
Black guys help the white guys.
Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the army"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin
July 28, 2025, 06:40 PM
hjs157
ZISKEY RATES THE RUSSIANS:"They're Pussies"
July 30, 2025, 02:58 PM
tk13
Cheecago. BANG BANG
August 02, 2025, 07:46 PM
AUTiger89
"Now if I were you, I'd bluff me. But that's me, Mr. Vegas."