I am trying to remember how the Sig Karma posts worked.

I have a factory p226 magazine and two after market 15 rd magazines. I will send them out free. I guess the person that cracks me up or gets my attention. I will ship them out to you. Ready set go.

I have a 1989 226!!

What’s the difference between a grape and a duck?

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They’re both purple except the duck.

This all we got.

Hi neighbor, Cape Coral here, no matter what thank you for posting the Karma.

9mm?

Yes 9mm

Featherweight - Thanks for the Karma opportunity. So let's see if this gives you a chuckle:
I was taking dishes out of the dishwasher and drying them off. I came to the blender jar. I tried to work the towel inside to dry the bottom and the blades. Kept nicking my fingers on the blades which caused me to spurt out some choice language. My pre-teen daughter came in to provide her recommendation as to how to dry the inside safely. "Just ball up some paper towels inside and them turn the blender on. The small bit of the paper towel will absorb the ware as they spin around inside." I told her that was a very creative solution and then asked her how I get all of the towel bits out of the blender jar. Her reply - "DUH - you just rinse the out!"

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Originally posted by randyman:
Featherweight - Thanks for the Karma opportunity. So let's see if this gives you a chuckle:
I was taking dishes out of the dishwasher and drying them off. I came to the blender jar. I tried to work the towel inside to dry the bottom and the blades. Kept nicking my fingers on the blades which caused me to spurt out some choice language. My pre-teen daughter came in to provide her recommendation as to how to dry the inside safely. "Just ball up some paper towels inside and them turn the blender on. The small bits of the paper towel will absorb the water as they spin around inside." I told her that was a very creative solution and then asked her how I get all of the towel bits out of the blender jar. Her reply - "DUH - you just rinse them out!"

Sorry as my typing sucks.

They always get my attention ^^^.

What does caviar and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

Hope that made ya giggle!

Count me in for the Karma.

Karma smarma....

What are you?
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner?
This little test will help you decide:
You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two young children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 chambered in .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 and what does .45 ACP mean?
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner’s Answer:
BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Speer Gold Dots or Federal Premium hollow points?!”
Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”
Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!”

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are seated beside one another on an airplane flight. During the flight, they have a cordial conversation about the similarities and differences between Judaism and Catholicism, including dietary customs.

The Priest tells the Rabbi "You should try pork, it tastes really great!"

Conversely, the Rabbi tells the Priest "You should try girls, they taste better."

Ok it’s getting better. I am a southerner and I like pork

Count me in!

Let me take a few seconds to tell you why you should vote for Joe Biden in the next presidential election......

Just kidding.

If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread
Inbred.....

What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo?
The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

Alright jeepster wins! DM your address

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