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Originally posted by BuddyChryst:

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Originally posted by Chuck Perry:
I'm thinking the shooters will have more than a few malfunctions during the course of fire, add some sort of goofy penalty for every occurrence. Make them shout out a goofy phrase or do a little shuffle each time!

"This is my pistol! There are many like it, but this one is mine! I should be embarrassed to admit that but there it is! Without me, it still wouldn't work! Without it, I'd be better off! It will jam, I know it! I should be better at clearing malfunctions than I am, because this POS gives me plenty of practice! I should trade it at the next gun buyback for a gift certificate to Red Lobster- I WILL!"