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Jack of All Trades,
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Naked




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Posts: 11920 | Location: Eagle River, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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So given this is in the pistol section, I have to ask, where was he concealing the gun? Big Grin



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But, let's clarify. It is never anyone that you would want to see in this condition. Smile




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So given this is in the pistol section, I have to ask, where was he concealing the gun? Big Grin


Probably meant to put in CCW methods and issues .



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But, let's clarify. It is never anyone that you would want to see in this condition. Smile


NEVER EVER!



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But, let's clarify. It is never anyone that you would want to see in this condition. Smile

Don't be so hasty. I've taken 2 EXTREMELY HOT beauties (one stripper and one ex-911 operator) to the hospital that were "attempted suicides".

Both wanted to put on a show and being the caring, empathetic person I am, I didn't want to upset them further by saying "stop that!"
Yes, they were batshit crazy and wanted attention. I thought it only fair that if they wanted to flaunt it, the least we could do is watch in order to help build up their self-esteem. Big Grin Big Grin


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You sir, are the lucky one. The usual call is something along the lines of "Drunk white female, 5'2", approximately 360 pounds, naked and fighting with a utility pole on Main Street".

That has been my experience more often than not.




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Spitting all over the place and smelly too. Slick as eel snot when you go to scoop them up.
 
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In decades never been to one that was a plus. just sayin'


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You sir, are the lucky one. The usual call is something along the lines of "Drunk white female, 5'2", approximately 360 pounds, naked and fighting with a utility pole on Main Street".
That has been my experience more often than not.

Like working full codes, you have to try and remember the saves and try to hit the delete button on the 100s of non-saves.

I want to forget the 'God only knows how many' number of disgusting, smelly, covered in sores and feces slobs.
If one pops into my head, I drown it with whiskey STAT! Wink


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You sir, are the lucky one. The usual call is something along the lines of "Drunk white female, 5'2", approximately 360 pounds, naked and fighting with a utility pole on Main Street".

That has been my experience more often than not.


Sounds like I need a couple of extra days in Paducah, to party.

Bruce






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My fault, wrong section. But even the news media picked it up on their traffic report,

"Closure: Naked pedestrian hit on freeway."




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
Posts: 11920 | Location: Eagle River, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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One exception, when I was a paramedic we got a seizure call at a strip club. Took awhile to find the patient with all the distractions.


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You sir, are the lucky one. The usual call is something along the lines of "Drunk white female, 5'2", approximately 360 pounds, naked and fighting with a utility pole on Main Street".

That has been my experience more often than not.


You want to drive slow to it because you know exactly what it is and what it looks like....but you step it up because you know exactly what it is and what it looks like!
 
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Boy...do I have some stories.

Ever wrestled with a blood-covered naked man in a housing project in the pale moonlight?

Builds character...and the precipitating attempted larceny of an ambulance and following tasing, combined with the blood exposure, leads to significant paperwork Big Grin




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Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard.
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Naked: runnin' 'round with no clothes on.

Neeked: runnin' 'round with no clothes on and up to sumptin'
 
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One exception, when I was a paramedic we got a seizure call at a strip club. Took awhile to find the patient with all the distractions.


Funny


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The funniest one I have seen was a naked man in his 40s covered in Crisco carrying his cutoff shorts that had a gun in it. His statement was that he was looking to party. I don't know why people with mental problems or under the influence feel like they need to get naked. I do mental health crisis intervention with other agencies lol.


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I could tell you some great EMS stories.. And there have been more than a couple extremely attractive women that have been patients with little or nothing on.... Unfortunately not enough to make up for the shitty calls..
 
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often, they smell like canned tuna
 
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