May 26, 2026, 01:47 PM
parabellumChatGPT announced as Harvard Valedictorian
It's not really satire
https://x.com/Ban_Commies/status/2059278701993295939May 26, 2026, 05:16 PM
trapper189 Babylon Bee - ChatGPT Announced As Harvard ValedictorianExerpt:
ChatGPT reportedly authored a beautiful valedictorian address, clocking in at precisely 1,250 words and written in the style of Walt Whitman.
At publishing time, ChatGPT had been recognized as valedictorian of every university except for Hillsdale and the author of every other valedictorian address in America.