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Vegan bride bans omnivorous family from her wedding
February 20, 2019, 03:34 PM
stoic-oneVegan bride bans omnivorous family from her wedding
I'm sure going to miss that shitty dry ass roast beef at their reception.
February 20, 2019, 03:49 PM
dewhorseI am with Para on this one but I would be tempted to buy them an Omaha Steak box and make sure I put a wedding card from me on top.
Or take that weekend and go hog hunting and send her the gopro of the kill shots and dressing.
But there again I am ...how does my wife put it?...oh yea.... AN ASSHOLE
February 20, 2019, 03:50 PM
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February 20, 2019, 03:53 PM
parabellumDon't put any effort into it. Just disappear from their life. I might have a few choice words for someone who
demanded to know why I've cut them out of my life, but I damn sure wouldn't go one inch out of my way to do it. They would just have to walk right up to me and ask me. Other than that, I'm not gonna bother.
BTW, I don't anything about the people involved, but if the happy couple is going to pull this kind of grandstanding bullshit at their own wedding, I give 'em 18 months and then they're done.
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February 20, 2019, 03:54 PM
RNshooterAt Burning Man, one year, a group of nutcases were showing animal vivisection films on a big screen with very large loudspeakers. Think Saw, but with cats and dogs and bunnies. They were vegan activists bent on showing all of us meat eaters that we were evil murderers. Nobody on the street could get away from the sight or the sound.
A group of us set up a deep fryer, across the street from them. We fried up about 20 lbs of bacon and gave it out to everyone that walked by. The smell was wonderful and wafted right over their camp.
It was delicious.
Bruce
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February 20, 2019, 03:54 PM
AquabirdI WANT TO CONTROL YOUR LIFE, says new wife and your families. Divorce in near future.
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February 20, 2019, 03:58 PM
parabellumquote:
Originally posted by RNshooter:
At Burning Man, one year, a group of nutcases were showing animal vivisection films on a big screen with very large loudspeakers. Think Saw, but with cats and dogs and bunnies. They were vegan activists bent on showing all of us meat eaters that we were evil murderers. Nobody on the street could get away from the sight or the sound.
Yeah, I'm sure you have your reasons, but if you like to hang out with leftists, you're just a glutton for punishment. Why in the world would you want to get within 50 miles of these stupid, insane people?? I don't care how "exciting" this silly Burning Man horse shit it. It's just not worth it. Plain and simple, life is too fucking short.
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"That's one thing about intellectuals. They've proved that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on." ~ Woody Allen
February 20, 2019, 03:58 PM
drtenb330My wedding gift to the woefully misguided nut-munchers would be a metric ton of organic naturally produced aged human fertilizer, for their dehumidified, dehydrated plant food-stuffs. I hear you can register for that
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February 20, 2019, 04:08 PM
darthfusterThe problem with these loons is not that they are loons. It's that they are tyrannical loons.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier February 20, 2019, 04:19 PM
Expert308quote:
Originally posted by FenderBender:
Just host a BBQ the same day, in the brides honor.
Oooh, I LIKE that idea! A well-publicized BBQ.
February 20, 2019, 04:28 PM
nighthawkWould an Omaha Steak Club membership be out of line?
"Hold my beer.....Watch this".
February 20, 2019, 04:31 PM
parabellumHow 'bout just walking the fuck away? Or is that not a powerful enough message?
Why have spats with people who don't care about you?
February 20, 2019, 04:41 PM
Elk Hunterquote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
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Originally posted by Rightwire:
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Originally posted by SR:
WOW, that will make family get togethers awkward in the future.
I'm with Para - sever ties now. She made it clear you are not an important part of her life.
You mean like inviting her to a family event with a full spread of meat based foods for the normal people and a small bowl of kale for her?
Forget the kale. She get's a 99 cent head of iceburg lettuce.
I would suggest a bowl of raw broccoli!
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February 20, 2019, 05:23 PM
corsairRemarkable...the level of selfishness it takes to pull-off shit like that.
smh
February 20, 2019, 09:13 PM
RNshooterquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by RNshooter:
At Burning Man, one year, a group of nutcases were showing animal vivisection films on a big screen with very large loudspeakers. Think Saw, but with cats and dogs and bunnies. They were vegan activists bent on showing all of us meat eaters that we were evil murderers. Nobody on the street could get away from the sight or the sound.
Yeah, I'm sure you have your reasons, but if you like to hang out with leftists, you're just a glutton for punishment. Why in the world would you want to get within 50 miles of these stupid, insane people?? I don't care how "exciting" this silly Burning Man horse shit it. It's just not worth it. Plain and simple, life is too fucking short.
The Burn used to be heavily populated with libertarians and gun nuts. A few of us remain along with some liberal free-thinkers. There is still enough good to go with the stupid to make it worth the effort.
Bruce
"The designer of the gun had clearly not been instructed to beat about the bush. 'Make it evil,' he'd been told. 'Make it totally clear that this gun has a right end and a wrong end. Make it totally clear to anyone standing at the wrong end that things are going badly for them. If that means sticking all sort of spikes and prongs and blackened bits all over it then so be it. This is not a gun for hanging over the fireplace or sticking in the umbrella stand, it is a gun for going out and making people miserable with." -Douglas Adams
“It is just as difficult and dangerous to try to free a people that wants to remain servile as it is to try to enslave a people that wants to remain free."
-Niccolo Machiavelli
The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -Mencken
February 20, 2019, 10:01 PM
Oat_Action_ManI'm curious to see more of their wedding or engagement photos...especially the groom's shoes.
I mean, I can only imagine he's an ardent vegan, so those shoes surely can't be leather. Or his watch band. Or his belt.
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February 21, 2019, 08:09 AM
Eponymquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by rsbolo:
How dare she call me a murderer? She kills plants by the score!
Joseph Campbell addressed this behavior. He said that vegetarians are simply eating that which cannot run away.
"Life lives on lives," he said. "You can reduce your diet to fallen leaves but you'll still be living off other lives."
The Silence of the Lettuce: "I could hear them screaming."
February 21, 2019, 08:49 AM
CPD SIGquote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
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Originally posted by flashguy:
Why would any sensible man date a Vegan in the first place? Real men eat meat.
flashguy
About the truest words ever spoken.
You’re assuming that he’s not on board with this.
I’ll go out on a limb here and say that “he” probably gets a yeast infection.
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February 21, 2019, 09:09 AM
recoatliftI’d like to see their horrified behavior at a cookout...being forced to watch folks eating hot dogs & burgers! “Oh the humanity!”
February 21, 2019, 09:15 AM
erj_pilotquote:
Originally posted by CPD SIG:
I’ll go out on a limb here and say that “he” probably gets a yeast infection.
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