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In today's edition of "You suck at being a petty thief"...
June 01, 2018, 07:04 AM
parabellumIn today's edition of "You suck at being a petty thief"...
...this jackwagon

BTW, the music at opening is the Theme from Love Story

June 01, 2018, 07:14 AM
PowerSurgeHaha! And that opening music!

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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
June 01, 2018, 10:49 AM
molachiGuy got what he deserved.
June 01, 2018, 10:51 AM
parabellumActually, no. Homie didn't open fire.
June 01, 2018, 11:04 AM
justjoeAnd that's how you turn a theft into a trade.

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"You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone."
June 01, 2018, 11:36 AM
YooperSigsAnd at Christmas time!
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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 01, 2018, 11:58 AM
striker1Looks like the thief dropped the package. I’m glad he lost his bicycle.
I hate thieves with a passion.
RB
Cancer fighter (Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma) since 2009, now fighting Diffuse Large B-Cell Lymphoma.
June 01, 2018, 12:02 PM
nhtagmembersweet...
are we sure homie didn't shoot - thought I saw Mr. Thief fall to the ground...
and yeah, the music really set the tone

[B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC
June 01, 2018, 12:26 PM
JellyBhahahahaha did he scream like a little girl too?
June 01, 2018, 12:34 PM
zoom6zoomquote:
I’m glad he lost his bicycle.
It was likely stolen as well.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. June 01, 2018, 12:51 PM
arfmelquote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
sweet...
are we sure homie didn't shoot - thought I saw Mr. Thief fall to the ground...
and yeah, the music really set the tone
Maybe he fainted.
June 01, 2018, 01:12 PM
SportshooterI wonder if the actual owner of the bicycle wants it back.
June 01, 2018, 03:03 PM
trapper189That's one way to get a new bike.
I watched a few more and saw this gem:
Have your volume on, it's safe for work.
June 01, 2018, 04:12 PM
KenpoistThat is awesome! Definitely worth waiting till the end
June 01, 2018, 04:53 PM
tatortoddGood finds Para and Trapper.
Here is my favorite Porch Pirate video:
Link to original video:
https://youtu.be/efi1zr2jvc0
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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