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In today's edition of "You suck at being a petty thief"...

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June 01, 2018, 07:04 AM
parabellum
In today's edition of "You suck at being a petty thief"...
...this jackwagon Big Grin



BTW, the music at opening is the Theme from Love Story Big Grin
June 01, 2018, 07:14 AM
PowerSurge
Haha! And that opening music! Smile


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
June 01, 2018, 10:49 AM
molachi
Guy got what he deserved.
June 01, 2018, 10:51 AM
parabellum
Actually, no. Homie didn't open fire.
June 01, 2018, 11:04 AM
justjoe
And that's how you turn a theft into a trade. Big Grin


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June 01, 2018, 11:36 AM
YooperSigs
And at Christmas time!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
June 01, 2018, 11:58 AM
striker1
Looks like the thief dropped the package. I’m glad he lost his bicycle.

I hate thieves with a passion.


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June 01, 2018, 12:02 PM
nhtagmember
sweet...

are we sure homie didn't shoot - thought I saw Mr. Thief fall to the ground...

and yeah, the music really set the tone Smile


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June 01, 2018, 12:26 PM
Jelly
Bhahahahaha did he scream like a little girl too?
June 01, 2018, 12:34 PM
zoom6zoom
quote:
I’m glad he lost his bicycle.

It was likely stolen as well.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
June 01, 2018, 12:51 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
sweet...

are we sure homie didn't shoot - thought I saw Mr. Thief fall to the ground...

and yeah, the music really set the tone Smile


Maybe he fainted.
June 01, 2018, 01:12 PM
Sportshooter
I wonder if the actual owner of the bicycle wants it back.
June 01, 2018, 03:03 PM
trapper189
That's one way to get a new bike.

I watched a few more and saw this gem:
Have your volume on, it's safe for work.




June 01, 2018, 04:12 PM
Kenpoist
That is awesome! Definitely worth waiting till the end
June 01, 2018, 04:53 PM
tatortodd
Good finds Para and Trapper.

Here is my favorite Porch Pirate video:

Link to original video: https://youtu.be/efi1zr2jvc0


Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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