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A guy goes into a Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for two tours."
The interviewer says, "Excellent, that will give you five extra
points toward employment."
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's
service! Well, that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay.
Looking at the regulations you have got enough points for me
to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at
10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from
8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee
and scratching our balls. No point in your coming in for that."


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