mark123’s “Our porches are falling apart” thread reminded me of this joke.

A guy answered a knock on his front door one morning. It was a young woman who asked if he had an odd job for her so she could earn a little money.

He said that he’d been planning to paint his porch at the back of the house, but he’d pay her $50 to do the job.

She accepted his offer. He told her that white paint and brushes were in his garage.

An hour later she knocked on his door again, and told him that she’d finished the job. He paid her the $50.

Then she added, “By the way, that’s not a Porch – it’s a Ferrari.”

An oldie but a goodie.