December 07, 2019, 11:15 AM
Tn226In today's "You can't make this stuff up" gang member jailed
"Gang Member Dejuan Rowland Gets 30-Month Federal Prison Sentence"
Some excerpts:
"Jackson Whetsel, of the federal public defender's office, said Rowland in the past had some gang affiliations. Prosecutor Chris Poole said, "He's dangerous. To say that Dejuan Rowland has gang affiliations is like saying Dale Murphy has some baseball affiliations."
"Attorney Whetsel, on the lack of a stable work record for Rowland, said he had been occupied helping take care of his grandmother and his partially paralyzed brother. Prosecutor Poole said the brother had been shot in an incident in which their mother drove them to a confrontation with the Crips. He said Dejuan Rowland got out of the car to begin shooting, then the brother was hit by a bullet.
The prosecutor said the mother has also faced federal charges."
If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be funny.
https://www.chattanoogan.com/2...an-Rowland-Gets.aspxDecember 07, 2019, 11:38 AM
MRMATTThe family that gang-bangs together...
December 07, 2019, 12:42 PM
Puckpilot78So does your street cred go up or down when your mom has to take you to a drive by?
December 07, 2019, 02:22 PM
Sig2340quote:
Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
So does your street cred go up or down when your mom has to take you to a drive by?
It goes up when the woman for whom you were the baby in her being a baby mama takes you on a senseless murder drive by (it proves you come from gangster stock).
Street cred falls 10% when when you borrow your grandmother's (who must be at least 24 years older than you) car for use in a senseless murder drive by.
It plummets 64% when your younger sister takes the wheel and out shoots you on your drive by.