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The American Medical Association debated whether the country should be re-opened. Here are the results by medical specialty. *Allergists were in favor of scratching the idea. *Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. *Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it. *Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. *Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception. *Ophthalmologists considered the idea very shortsighted. *Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" *Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up! *Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness. *Radiologists could see right through it. *Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. *Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. *Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter. *Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. *Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. *Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. *Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision to the assholes in Washington. Not at all what you thought it would be, huh. Save your groaning for your next prostate exam.  | ||
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Actually a lot of truth in that, but don't forget the assholes in state capitols. | |||
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Not what I expected. Thanks for the laugh! Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. - Dave Barry "Never go through life saying 'I should have'..." - quote from the 9/11 Boatlift Story (thanks, sdy for posting it) | |||
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A nice chuckle.....thanx | |||
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...Sitting here wondering what the witch doctor said... | |||
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Should this be in the covid thread , Will this get the forum locked. Down? Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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I see what you did there.....  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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^^^^^^^ Add joke to the title. JMHO | |||
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It's a joke, which is why I specifically never mentioned the C word. | |||
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Hey no big deal. Thanks | |||
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Ooh, eeeh, ooh, ah ah? God bless America. | |||
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Orthopedists thought it was humerus. ——————————————— The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1 | |||
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Don't know how that profession got missed and hope they weren't offended. | |||
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Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang ____________________ | |||
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You and vthoky beat me to it! (I wonder how many here even know what is referenced?) flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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*Gynecologists said they'd look into it | |||
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They. were. offended. you're a hater. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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