A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man
slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared
straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend
other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully began by saying to the
woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked
in the door.”