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We cost more because we're the only airline that carries a spare. | |||
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Good landing, maybe, but not a great one.* *Any landing that you can walk away from is a good landing. A great landing is one where you not only walk away, but can also use the airplane again without major maintenance. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
What do you mean pull up, I told you I could land in a snow storm Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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“Ladies and gentleman this is your Captain speaking.” “It’s a comfortable 62 degrees, sunny with a chance of precipitation when I stick this landing.” | |||
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Foot in mouth.... | |||
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Ladies and gentlemen, to prepare for landing put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. | |||
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Pretty sure this was a runway yesterday. | |||
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| Banned for showing his ass |
Flaps ... check Wheels up ... ah, check. | |||
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We went "wheels up" at 0930. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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non ducor, duco |
"hows my flying man?" "I think we're parked" First In Last Out | |||
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Damn. I should have noticed that on my preflight walk. | |||
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The One True IcePick |
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E Plebmnista; Norcom, Forcom, Perfectumum. |
When they lowered the skis, they forgot the wheels had to go somewhere. ================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday." | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
"I did a wheelie" A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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| Muzzle flash aficionado  |
Oops! flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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"Wheels UP!" Don't. drink & drive, don't even putt. | |||
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My first thought was, I'll defer my comment to William Shatner.... My Native American Name: "Runs with Scissors" | |||
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| Power is nothing without control |
No sir, we didn't LOSE the gear. We know right where it is: Row 28, seat D. - OR - Engine Hungry! OM NOM NOM!!! - Bret | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
Look, those treads are at the wear bar. -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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That was an episode on Air Disasters | |||
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