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Donald Trump is a first-rate ass clown, but...

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March 15, 2016, 08:05 PM
thejudge
Donald Trump is a first-rate ass clown, but...
A FAUX News Alert in the near future………..

In a gesture of reconciliation to Marco Rubio, Donald Trump said today that he is offering a bartender position to Rubio in any of the Trump hotels or resorts.

Furthermore, Mr. Trump also announced he will be starting a new line of garments in his clothing industry and giving 10% of any profits from that new line to Mr. Rubio in order to supplement Rubio’s new bartender position.

The new line of clothing will be geared to boys and will be called “The Little Marco Collection”.

In response to Mr. Trump’s offer, Mr. Rubio said “I wish that I had just stayed on the porch.”

Please stay tuned for further developments…………….
March 15, 2016, 08:10 PM
coanan
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Kasich tells CNN that he plans on winning most of the remaining 1009 delegates up for grabs and leading the delegate count going into Cleveland. Is someone this delusional qualified for any elective office?


He'd have to run the table and still wouldn't have enough. Marco had more and dropped out. Ya, I'd say he's nuts.
March 15, 2016, 08:17 PM
sdy
NC 41% in

Trump 212,111 // Cruz 191,939

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MO 6% in

Trump 19,708 // Cruz 18,252
March 15, 2016, 08:18 PM
ryan81986
"Screw you guys, I'm outta here"






March 15, 2016, 08:19 PM
bald1
quote:
Originally posted by coanan:
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
Kasich tells CNN that he plans on winning most of the remaining 1009 delegates up for grabs and leading the delegate count going into Cleveland. Is someone this delusional qualified for any elective office?


He'd have to run the table and still wouldn't have enough. Marco had more and dropped out. Ya, I'd say he's nuts.


Now ya know fer sure that there was sumpin' in the drink Mittens gave him!

What a dumbass. That recent bit about being 100% in for amnesty should have resulted in revoking his (R) card.



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March 15, 2016, 08:20 PM
bionic218
quote:
Probably agree with that. I was just going by what they said on Fox. I wasn't even sure what he was yelling, but that's how they reported it.


He said: "Run for President, Marco!"

Rubio misheard him and said something to the effect of: "it's okay, we won't beat you up here."

It had nothing to do with Trump, it had nothing to do with anybody else's supporters, it had nothing to do with a plant. It was one of Marco's own people who was upset that he was suspending his campaign.

Of course, how FIX News reported it was slightly different. They mentioned the event at least twice, but never showed the clip or replayed the audio. Because the news is so much more entertaining without facts or evidence.
March 15, 2016, 08:26 PM
sdy
IL 25% in

Trump 137,540 // Cruz 88,953 // Kasich 77,094

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Fox calling NC for Trump

So Trump wins Florida and North Carolina
He is currently leading in Illinois & Missouri

Missouri is still close between Trump & Cruz
March 15, 2016, 08:39 PM
OcCurt
Aaaannnnnddddd it's official.

Kasich is delusional.

yeah. You finally won one governor. Good for you. Well done.
March 15, 2016, 08:47 PM
Dtech
Florida definitely did its part tonight! Looking like Trump may very well get 4 out of 5 tonight!


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March 15, 2016, 08:51 PM
HRK
Il is now key for trump its proportional if trump can Winn a lot of districts he gets a lot more delegates than he lost in ohio
March 15, 2016, 08:53 PM
bean357
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Well, no matter, I am still the official SIGforum TrumpMonkey™.


Love thee TrumpMonkey Cool
How about a Trump trunk monkey! Ha.
March 15, 2016, 08:56 PM
sdy
CNN calls IL for Trump

32% in

Trump 186,378 // Cruz 125,213
March 15, 2016, 09:13 PM
SIG4EVA
Looks like shitbag Kaisich is siphoning off votes. At least Trump laid the smack down and Cruz was close behind outside of OH and FL.


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March 15, 2016, 09:24 PM
Loganspawn
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
Looks like shitbag Kaisich is siphoning off votes. At least Trump laid the smack down and Cruz was close behind outside of OH and FL.


Still laughing watching Fox Business. Got one guy stuck on brokered convention and NO Trump. Everyone else is dogging him bad.....

Trump was funny tonight also.


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March 15, 2016, 09:29 PM
a1abdj
He's breaking the 40% mark. That means it's all down hill from here. He'll fade away shortly.


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March 15, 2016, 09:33 PM
coanan
quote:
Originally posted by Loganspawn:
quote:
Originally posted by SIG4EVA:
Looks like shitbag Kaisich is siphoning off votes. At least Trump laid the smack down and Cruz was close behind outside of OH and FL.


Still laughing watching Fox Business. Got one guy stuck on brokered convention and NO Trump. Everyone else is dogging him bad.....

Trump was funny tonight also.


That would be Charlie Gasparino.
March 15, 2016, 09:34 PM
Loganspawn
Does anyone else see how absolutely stupid the anti Trump guy on Fox Business is looking.

Wow.....

When they act like this we have won. Big Grin


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Thomas Jefferson
March 15, 2016, 09:45 PM
sdy
MO very close 77% in

Cruz 241,597

Trump 240,705
March 15, 2016, 09:50 PM
a1abdj
quote:
MO very close 77% in

Cruz 241,597

Trump 240,705


I'm seeing 62% in, Cruz 255,480, Trump 256,578


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March 15, 2016, 09:57 PM
lbj
99% in

Trump 316,238

Cruz 313,923


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