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Anyone want to have a hand at operating any of these machines?

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March 19, 2018, 11:21 AM
Fenris
Anyone want to have a hand at operating any of these machines?
I could be wrong, but I seem to recall being instructed to never wear gloves, a watch or even a ring when feeding a wood chipper. Maybe that only applies to people who prefer keeping their hands firmly attached.




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March 19, 2018, 11:31 AM
RAMIUS
quote:
Originally posted by Fenris:
I could be wrong, but I seem to recall being instructed to never wear gloves, a watch or even a ring when feeding a wood chipper. Maybe that only applies to people who prefer keeping their hands firmly attached.


With these machines, add: shaved head, no clothing, granite jock strap.

Don’t want anything getting snagged.
March 19, 2018, 11:42 AM
sigcrazy7
I grew up using a cross-cut saw like the one at 7:40. The only difference is ours was powered by a 10’ long, 8” belt from the rear of a 1933 Oliver crawler tractor, so there was that added danger. Ours was not homemade. My grandfather bought it new in the 1940’s from the Sears and Roebuck catalog. Unlike the one in the video, ours had long ado lost its guards.

Still typing this with two hands. Like Papa always said, you only get to make one mistake. Fortunately, I never made any around that saw. One thing about it, it was FAST compared to a chainsaw.



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March 19, 2018, 01:36 PM
Krazeehorse
What is the wood used for that is being cut into such short lengths?


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March 19, 2018, 01:50 PM
bendable
quote:
What is the wood used for that is being cut into such short lengths?



just a guess , but maybe free standing wood stoves.
the small stuff will fit in too any model or configuration, on the market.





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March 19, 2018, 01:52 PM
GT-40DOC
Watching that video..."what could possibly go wrong?" comes to mind!!
March 19, 2018, 02:06 PM
USMCE4retired
If this sort of technology becomes widespread, I predict that we will start seeing more farmers and rural folk with one arm. Just like when I was a kid.
Just can't stop progress.
March 19, 2018, 02:10 PM
darthfuster
quote:
Originally posted by Kevbo:
Some of those are a remarkable combination of ingenuity and stupidity


Exactly. You'd think someone clever and talented enough to make one of these would be smart enough not to.



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March 19, 2018, 02:11 PM
PASig
I wonder if they got the idea for the first one from an apple slicer?




March 19, 2018, 02:12 PM
YellowJacket
The ingenuity is somewhat impressive. I've always loved the ol' "convert a truck wheel into a sharpened cam knife" idea. That's my favorite.



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March 19, 2018, 02:12 PM
Sig2340
Have a hand?

Several of those are a moments I attention from having a hand operating them.





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March 19, 2018, 02:32 PM
rusbro
From the other side of the chopper...


March 19, 2018, 05:38 PM
Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by sreding:

What's the deal with all of the ones that make small wood chunks? How are those used?

Shawn


The small ones fit great into a small wood stove.
I have an uncle that uses a small wood heater/oven and anything over a foot would hang out. He normally would just shove longer pieces in and lets it hang out, feeding it in as it goes.
March 19, 2018, 06:38 PM
roarindan
I cut firewood for our kitchen stove for better than 25 years with a front mounted, PTO driven flat belt,tilting table saw on my 1941 SC Case tractor.

Good Times.


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March 19, 2018, 07:15 PM
mcrimm
I love natural gas.



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March 19, 2018, 07:19 PM
mrvmax
I need to make one and call it “The Whopper Chopper”. I wonder how many remember where that name came from.
March 19, 2018, 07:20 PM
apf383
Wonder who's insuring them, and for what cost?



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March 19, 2018, 07:52 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo:
4:10 looks to be the safest option.

I think those dudes are competing for the #1 Darwin Award seriously. Geez o petes !




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March 19, 2018, 07:57 PM
wrightd
quote:
Originally posted by apf383:
Wonder who's insuring them, and for what cost?

Lloyd's of London already said no thanks.




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March 20, 2018, 02:28 PM
PASig
quote:
Originally posted by apf383:
Wonder who's insuring them, and for what cost?


It's Russia. No OSHA, no insurance, no nothing.