Ohio D Lawmakers propose to ban men ejaculating except for conception purposes
Pretty ballsy if you ask me…
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February 14, 2025, 04:36 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by OttoSig: Fire these dumbasses immediately for wasting taxpayers money.
Nope. I want them to double down on this. Triple down on it.
With the help of these ladies, the democrat party will be done for a generation. Hell, I wish the bartender in Congress gets a couple hours a day of coverage.
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February 14, 2025, 04:48 PM
Prefontaine
Well I guess I’ll get a lifetime prison sentence since it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting over here!
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February 14, 2025, 04:54 PM
AllenInAR
So a few strokes of a pen is going to get men in trouble?
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February 14, 2025, 04:57 PM
Tuckerrnr1
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Originally posted by FiveFiveSixFan: Remember, every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
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February 14, 2025, 05:03 PM
jhe888
I do NOT want to be on the ejaculation squad at the local police station.
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February 14, 2025, 05:32 PM
Sig2340
As if this will make vas deferens, but it is a seminal idea.
Nice is overrated
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February 14, 2025, 05:50 PM
dsiets
February 14, 2025, 06:46 PM
rduckwor
Ohio. Ha, Ha, ha!
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February 14, 2025, 06:48 PM
wcb6092
The conservative men will pay no attention to this nonsense.
The soy boys will end up with blue balls. (Epididymal hypertension)
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February 14, 2025, 07:03 PM
TigerDore
This will give new meaning to the term "undercover cops".
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February 14, 2025, 07:31 PM
nhtagmember
If they can do that could we pass a law that prohibits them from breathing?
February 14, 2025, 09:22 PM
mark60
If we can get Arlo Guthrie involved we could get a new version of Alice's Restaurant.
February 15, 2025, 08:34 AM
vthoky
quote:
Originally posted by OttoSig: Fire these dumbasses immediately for wasting taxpayers money.
I can't agree more.
quote:
Originally posted by jljones: I wish the bartender in Congress gets a couple hours a day of coverage.
I probably snickered too loudly at that comment.
God bless America.
February 15, 2025, 07:40 PM
Mark in Michigan
This is an example of why NO ONE needs a full time legislature!
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February 15, 2025, 07:49 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by AllenInAR: So a few strokes of a pen is going to get men in trouble?
You win the internet today. LMAO!
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February 16, 2025, 07:46 AM
BRL
Looks like Big_Balls is going have to change his handle to Bigger_Balls
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February 16, 2025, 08:40 AM
OneWheelDrive
Hands up! Don't shoot!
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February 16, 2025, 08:53 AM
Orguss
My body, my choice!
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February 16, 2025, 09:15 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
Notice if you're alphabet community, you're exempt.
This is how fascism starts, and they're proud of it.
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