Well, it's youtube day in SIGforum, and you know what that means...
Don't forget horse breeding!
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Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
October 31, 2017, 11:48 AM
parabellum
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Originally posted by 229DAK: Maybe they will move on to protesting milk; you know, having to touch and squeeze cow titties to get it. That's cow sexual assault, it is right there.
I like the way you think. I think we might be able to find a position for you in the Mnistry of Bullshit.
October 31, 2017, 11:59 AM
M-11
quote:
Originally posted by Copefree: "come rape my 6 foot 200lb ass mister"
That she has to ask for it says a lot...
"Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up." -Kyle Farnsworth "Freedom of Speech does not guarantee freedom from consequences." -Mike Rowe "Democracies aren't overthrown, they're given away." -George Lucas
October 31, 2017, 12:14 PM
feersum dreadnaught
typical oppressor. She obviously does not realize that "no means no"
NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught"
October 31, 2017, 12:17 PM
newtoSig765
quote:
Originally posted by HRK: Cafe Gratitude is a small chain of restaurants...Los Angeles area...
So, Commifornia. We should be OK, once The Wall gets built and extended north.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
October 31, 2017, 12:32 PM
mod29
It's embarrassing.
It's one thing to be an idiot, but to shout it from a megaphone?
October 31, 2017, 12:37 PM
XLT
quote:
Originally posted by 229DAK: Maybe they will move on to protesting milk; you know, having to touch and squeeze cow titties to get it. That's cow sexual assault, it is right there.
#mootoo
October 31, 2017, 12:37 PM
Leemur
The Onion has a YouTube channel right? Please say they do and this is it.
October 31, 2017, 12:43 PM
Sigmanic
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Originally posted by mod29: It's embarrassing.
It's one thing to be an idiot, but to shout it from a megaphone?
How can they possibly be doing themselves any good?
October 31, 2017, 12:46 PM
RichardC
Cows come into heat everY 21 days.
That's right.
Every three weeks, "they are asking for it."
If there's no bull in the pasture, they'll mount each other.This message has been edited. Last edited by: RichardC,
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October 31, 2017, 12:50 PM
SIG228
Someone should point out their leather shoes and purses. Cumb dunts.
October 31, 2017, 12:55 PM
snoris
quote:
Originally posted by FrankMoses: I kept hoping for someone to unleash a Rottweiler on these "wimmin".
I wanted the guy in the blue shirt walking his dog to get on the phone and say:
"Hello, Venice police? Could you send an officer out to the 600 block of Rose Avenue? There's an old woman in a striped top with a bullhorn who's verbally threatening me. She sounds like she's bipolar and off her meds, she keeps following me and I'm really afraid for my safety..."
October 31, 2017, 12:58 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by RichardC: Cows come into heat ever 21 days.
That's right.
Every three weeks, "they are asking for it."
If there's no bull in the pasture, they'll mount each other.
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
October 31, 2017, 01:11 PM
tatortodd
When I was in high school and college, I worked at a fancy Italian restaurant owned by two Culinary Institute of America graduates. Once or twice a year, we'd get veal protestors and they'd shout lunatic things from the public sidewalk (thank God there was no social media back then) and carry idiotic signs.
The best part was we always ended up selling out of veal.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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October 31, 2017, 01:26 PM
Jelly
Can't we just tase them peta folks for sport?
October 31, 2017, 03:47 PM
Eponym
Artificial insemination is rape? Wait till they find out about slaughterhouses and rendering plants.
October 31, 2017, 04:03 PM
Yellow Jacket
They should watch an actual bull inseminate a cow the old fashioned way.
I would love to see their reaction.
God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve! God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve!
"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
Bob P239 40 S&W Endowment NRA Viet Nam '69-'70
October 31, 2017, 06:34 PM
whanson_wi
I think watching that video killed more of my brain cells than any Octoberfest ever did!
=== I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
October 31, 2017, 07:16 PM
sigmonkey
"Raped Steak".
Great name for a metal band.
Get double billing with "Bad Mayonnaise".
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
October 31, 2017, 07:29 PM
Rey HRH
With so many other things wrong with the world like no potable water, child trafficking, human trafficking, etc. taking up the cause of cows being inseminated is ridiculous unless you're a Hindu.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
