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Gigantic walking talking vagina offers sage advice on response to home invasion

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September 03, 2025, 07:32 PM
parabellum
Gigantic walking talking vagina offers sage advice on response to home invasion
Spoiler: It ain't "Front sight, press."

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/1963351701551026633


September 03, 2025, 07:39 PM
h2oys
Then you show us how you will lock yourself in another room while the miscreant has his way with your spouse and children. Mad
September 03, 2025, 07:45 PM
sigmonkey
Can you let's hear again, from the many dead victims who complied, eh, Gov'ner?




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September 03, 2025, 07:47 PM
ibanda
I drove thru the border this summer north of Seattle. F150 pickup with Texas plates. Maybe 3rd question, "where's your gun?" 20 minute search of the truck before they let me thru. I could feel my rights shrinking at the border.




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September 03, 2025, 07:48 PM
parabellum
That's York Regional Police Chief Jim MacSween, affectionately known to his friends as "Poon Tang".
September 03, 2025, 07:49 PM
TMats
Fer shur. What’s a little rape and pistol whipping.


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September 03, 2025, 08:20 PM
old rugged cross
offer them tea and crumpets, you asshole.



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September 03, 2025, 08:33 PM
Beancooker
Essentially he is saying to lay on your back and expose your nuts, like a beaten dog, and blow your rape whistle…

Wait for the ole Bobby and his baton to come to the rescue… Roll Eyes

I just can’t understand this mindset.



quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'd fly to Turks and Caicos with live ammo falling out of my pockets before getting within spitting distance of NJ with a firearm.
September 03, 2025, 09:08 PM
KMitch200
“Be the best witness possible”

Okay, that one got shot 1st, that one was second and the blood trail out the door will lead you to the 3rd one.


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September 03, 2025, 09:12 PM
MikeinNC
I don’t take advice from syrupians.




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September 03, 2025, 09:53 PM
jer830
Really? How do you look at yourself in the mirror every morning Chief? Geez.
September 03, 2025, 09:59 PM
parabellum
Only his gynecologist knows for sure.
September 03, 2025, 10:16 PM
smschulz
Who would actually feel safe calling 911 for this pussy to show up?
September 03, 2025, 10:22 PM
konata88
If we were playing Family Feud and the question was "What is the best defense when your home is invaded by a criminal?", one wonders where on the list "Comply" would be.

And what if the criminal was a robber? A rapist? A serial killer? A kidnapper? A child trafficker? In all cases, comply? What if they intended to leave no witnesses? Comply?

Has this "chief" lost his mind?




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September 03, 2025, 10:30 PM
sooma
I am a citizen, not a subject to the crown.


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September 03, 2025, 10:33 PM
egregore
While reading some of my old posts, I ran across this old thread, about the two doctors - who "complied" - murdered in their home. https://sigforum.com/eve/forum...630059324#1630059324 Fuck that POS police chief.





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September 03, 2025, 10:40 PM
Prefontaine
Sucks as I may have to go work in Toronto for a few nights early next year. Got damn I don’t like Canada.



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 03, 2025, 11:23 PM
car541
Meanwhile, in Florida:

quote:
"This is the state of Florida. If you want to break into someone's home, you should expect to be shot," (Manatee County Sheriff) Wells said


https://www.fox13news.com/news...g-home-invasion-mcso


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September 04, 2025, 12:59 AM
abnmacv
Pathetic that a leader in law enforcement would say something like that.


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September 04, 2025, 03:50 AM
nhtagmember
He isn’t a leader