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February 23, 2018, 05:13 PM
Floyd D. Barber
Friday fun
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi Darling," he says, "Your parents have come to visit, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello'?"


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February 23, 2018, 05:19 PM
bald1
LOL Stolen!



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February 23, 2018, 05:25 PM
sleepla8er
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I need to add, place baseball bat in bedroom on my In-Law Visit checklist!!!
Big Grin
February 23, 2018, 05:28 PM
comet24
Saw that today online but in video format. Even funnier.


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