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Joke: Trump and the Pope

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March 26, 2017, 10:19 AM
rtquig
Joke: Trump and the Pope
President Trump invites the Pope to take a short ride on his yacht for some discussions on World events.
The Popes small hat blows into the water, and the Secret Service agents don't know what to do. They don't want to leave either the Pope or President alone. Finally, Trump walks across the water and retrieves the Popes hat.
CNN Report: TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!!!!


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March 26, 2017, 10:23 AM
P220 Smudge
That's all kinds of awesome. Big Grin


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March 26, 2017, 10:24 AM
Woodman
OK, that got a smile. Smile
March 26, 2017, 10:33 AM
Cliff
CNN wins the butt hurt trophy yet again. Smile


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March 26, 2017, 10:56 AM
egregore





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March 26, 2017, 10:58 AM
Balzé Halzé
About only the 58th time I've heard that one.

Still gets a chuckle though.


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March 26, 2017, 11:52 AM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by egregore:
That's funnier than the joke. Big Grin
March 26, 2017, 03:00 PM
rtquig
quote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
About only the 58th time I've heard that one.

Still gets a chuckle though.


I only heard it yesterday for the first time. Sorry about that!


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March 26, 2017, 03:41 PM
Fredward
Thanks for the reminder. I often train younger people at work, in groups. I'm finding I can recycle jokes with them and get a laugh. I've even used old WWII era jokes, like, "You're the one who caught my eye."