"Stunt Rapper" (no, really) fell off of the wing of a plane in flight and he now daid
Holy shit. This airhead news person referred to the squashed idiot as a "stunt rapper" and she ACTUALLY said that "He died doing what he loved"!
Here's the dead stunt rapper
Rap and Canada. Y'know, somehow, those things just don't go together.
October 31, 2018, 12:08 PM
Il Cattivo
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"He died doing what he loved"!
Screaming hysterically?
October 31, 2018, 12:09 PM
parabellum
Having his spleen pushed through his asshole, maybe?
Validating the laws of physics, perhaps?
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October 31, 2018, 12:09 PM
Icabod
Darwin Award nominee.
“ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull.
October 31, 2018, 12:10 PM
Ryanp225
Well.....I guess that's a net positive for our gene pool but a tragedy for the Rapping Stuntman Guild.
October 31, 2018, 12:12 PM
parabellum
Stunt fry cook
Stunt waitress
Stunt dentist
Stunt plumber
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"That's one thing about intellectuals. They've proved that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on." ~ Woody Allen
October 31, 2018, 12:14 PM
cheesegrits
Stunt rapper? Someone to stand in for those really tricky rhymes or when the flow is just too dope?
October 31, 2018, 12:18 PM
RogB
Actually not so fly this time for the white guy
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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself
October 31, 2018, 12:23 PM
arfmel
Tragic. Probably Canaduh’s only white stunt rapper.
October 31, 2018, 12:24 PM
Veeper
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Originally posted by RogB: Actually not so fly this time for the white guy
Reading this was the best part of my day, so far.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
October 31, 2018, 12:25 PM
TMats
I’m going to guess that the species known as “stunt rapper” is now extinct. Going to be hard to blame climate change
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October 31, 2018, 12:37 PM
pedropcola
I couldn’t get sound. What exactly happened? Besides hitting the ground at terminal velocity.
October 31, 2018, 12:44 PM
Sigmanic
Are there street creds associated with skydiving accidents? ...Just not sure how the rap system works..
October 31, 2018, 12:46 PM
Johnny 3eagles
"Gone to soon".
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
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October 31, 2018, 12:57 PM
Ryanp225
"MC Splatt" Forgot to open they parachute.
October 31, 2018, 01:05 PM
olfuzzy
So, he got his rap chord mixed up with his rip cord ?
October 31, 2018, 01:12 PM
oddball
"A rising Calgary musician". No, more like "a free-falling 'til he's dead Calgary musician"
Sorry to see humor in this . You can't even make this shit up.
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Originally posted by Sigmanic: Are there street creds associated with skydiving accidents?
No, just street pizza.
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
October 31, 2018, 01:14 PM
mark_a
I understand he "stuck" the landing and shall now be known as the stunted stunt rapper...
October 31, 2018, 01:20 PM
zipriderson
The term rapper is odd. It's the same as wrapper, as in candy or something. . .
But I guess the alternative, rapist, is not much better.
. You can't even make this shit up.