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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
That's a headline rarely seen! Poor bastard... https://www.newsweek.com/man-s...fter-surgery-1916553 ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | ||
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Gives a new meaning to sneezing your guts out. Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Jesus. New fear unlocked! Train how you intend to Fight Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. | |||
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There's all manor of wisecracks about prolapsing your internals.....this one is crazy | |||
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safe & sound |
Based on the title I had assumed it was up his throat and out of his mouth which would have had me really impressed. | |||
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Prepared for the Worst, Providing the Best |
It's good to read stories like this because it puts life into perspective. No matter how bad my day is, at least my guts are still inside of me. Also, I'd have definitely driven myself to the hospital, because that would have made for a badass story, and probably freaked out the ER receptionist . | |||
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Day ain’t over yet. And yes I am the idiot who would have duct taped and drove myself to the hospital. Hell I’ve done so with an abdominal stab would. So umm go me. "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Same here. I irrigated and closed a hand wound with paper stitches after sawing into my hand cutting firewood while camping, rather than driving the hours back to the hospital. Healed with minimal scarring. I come by it genetically. My dad drilled a hole through his palm while repairing the exhaust on a car, wrapped it in a bandana, finished the job, and then drove himself to the hospital. | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
This reminds me of the Siamese cat injured with one kidney popped out. I assisted Dad (Veterinarian) in removing the kidney and putting the cat back together. She live a fine life thereafter. Her name was Lil SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Prepared for the Worst, Providing the Best |
That is true! I had my wife pull a piece of bullet jacket out of my head last year with a pair of pliers out of my toolbox. I'd caught some shrapnel off a steel plate (was back plenty far but should have been wearing a hat) about a month before and just wiped the blood off, held pressure till it clotted, and kept shooting. A month later it still wasn't healing and one day I reached up there and felt something sticking out of the top of my head. She wasn't happy about it but she pulled it out and it healed just fine after that. Much simpler and cheaper than going to the Dr. with our HDHP. It'd probably be worth a trip to the ER to get my guts put back inside, though! | |||
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1) small bowel not large bowel is more likely 2) 3 Urologic surgeons repaired the defect after bladder cystectomy? Should be one general surgeon doing the repair with mesh and wire. Half truths...... | |||
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Oh come on. You really don’t expect the “reporter” to have any clue what they are writing about and get it even remotely close to right do you? | |||
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delicately calloused |
Until I read the story I imagined the guts came out rectally. Not sure which is worse You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited |
I have a highly evolved imagination, I completely creeped myself out thinking of all the exits. Then of course I read the piece. I'm better now. _______________________ | |||
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I'd assumed the same, I'd imagine abdominal, via a surgical wound, would maybe be preferable. You know, if you had to choose. The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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Good reminder to follow your surgeon's advice to stay on the sofa, avoid lifting, etc. after abdominal surgery. <Holy Shit Batman> Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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"Excuse me while I whip this out!" I have seen some violent sneezing much of it due to allergies. Let all Men know thee, but no man know thee thoroughly: Men freely ford that see the shallows. Benjamin Franklin | |||
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Wife (RH) says if bladder removed, it’s likely a “neobladder” was constructed, out of a section of intestine, to replace the removed bladder. That’s probably why Urologists were called in. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Am I immature for imagining a rectal breach like one of those kids blow out party favors? Lolol You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Yew got a spider on yo head |
He's not alone, it's a mindset for the dedicated: https://grassrootsmotorsports....rough-your-own-hand/ I don't feel bad about hijacking this thread. By the way, the comments are worth reading RE: drilled your own hand This message has been edited. Last edited by: DoctorSolo, | |||
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