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I *do not* need the help of off duty LE officers in Texas in order to stay alive. (Updated on page 6)

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January 10, 2018, 04:36 PM
sigmonkey
I *do not* need the help of off duty LE officers in Texas in order to stay alive. (Updated on page 6)
Big Grin

And it is is directed as lighthearted to the OP.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
January 10, 2018, 04:42 PM
GWbiker
Thanks Monkey, you made my day. I miss Tom Servo.


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
January 10, 2018, 05:04 PM
striker1
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
Thanks Monkey, you made my day. I miss Tom Servo.


MST3000 new 2017 season on Netflix



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January 10, 2018, 05:16 PM
ASKSmith
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Oh. Hell. Yes.


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I apologize now...
January 10, 2018, 05:22 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by striker1:
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
Thanks Monkey, you made my day. I miss Tom Servo.


MST3000 new 2017 season on Netflix


Shit. Now I'll be glued to the TV for next several days.

But, thanks!!


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"Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
January 10, 2018, 05:50 PM
Jeff Yarchin
This thread will go down as a SF Classic. It gets more strange with every post.

I still have no idea what is going on, but I wish the OP the best Big Grin
January 10, 2018, 09:20 PM
EasyFire
I know what is going on, but I do not have the mental ability to share that information. Frown


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January 10, 2018, 09:29 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by EasyFire:
I know what is going on, but I do not have the mental ability to share that information. Frown

I can help.




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January 10, 2018, 09:44 PM
pwelch001
I'm glad the op is getting the help he needs. This has been an awesome, amazing, confusing journey. I love this place!
January 10, 2018, 09:45 PM
Bassamatic
I have zero to add to any of this but felt it necessary to make an appearance as this thread just may be headed to the anals of Sigforum history to be talked about only in hushed tones. Smile



.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.
January 10, 2018, 09:54 PM
rh
quote:
Originally posted by dewhorse:
They do sell breathalyzers on amazon....


In the hilarious music video that I posted but then deleted, it was explained that Tort Reform in Texas has made it a waste of time and money to sue a doctor in Texas. "Gross negligence" is the standard here. Unless a surgeon operates on you while intoxicated and you have results of their BAC during the time of the surgery, only then should you bother calling them.

The surgeon in Denton seems to understand the laws of Texas and is willing to operate without more expensive redundant tests, but his office is still awaiting contact with the Great Galen of Denton. (That would be a planned career.)

Concluding with "Gross Negligence", I suspect that medical records exist in Washington which prove that I was subjected to Gross Negligence in Washington not just once, but twice. I also suspect that this occurred due to "capitalists" trying to maximize their profits from Washington's Obamacare Medicaid expansion.
January 10, 2018, 10:02 PM
Hawgster
Ground control to Major Tom....


"Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands"
May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco?
January 10, 2018, 10:03 PM
TheFrontRange
quote:
Originally posted by Bassamatic:
I have zero to add to any of this but felt it necessary to make an appearance as this thread just may be headed to the anals of Sigforum history to be talked about only in hushed tones. Smile


You meant "annals." The "annals of SIGforum history."

At least, I think that's what you meant. Smile



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January 10, 2018, 10:07 PM
Jaywendland1981
quote:
Originally posted by TheFrontRange:
quote:
Originally posted by Bassamatic:
I have zero to add to any of this but felt it necessary to make an appearance as this thread just may be headed to the anals of Sigforum history to be talked about only in hushed tones. Smile


You meant "annals." The "annals of SIGforum history."

At least, I think that's what you meant. Smile


He had it right the first time.


There will be whores, tits and sex.
January 10, 2018, 10:11 PM
TheFrontRange
quote:
Originally posted by Jaywendland1981:
quote:
Originally posted by TheFrontRange:
quote:
Originally posted by Bassamatic:
I have zero to add to any of this but felt it necessary to make an appearance as this thread just may be headed to the anals of Sigforum history to be talked about only in hushed tones. Smile


You meant "annals." The "annals of SIGforum history."

At least, I think that's what you meant. Smile


He had it right the first time.


LOL!



"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." - George Costanza
January 10, 2018, 10:17 PM
rh
quote:
Originally posted by 12131:This thing just gets more bizarre, each time OP posts.

Woman on mushrooms attacks man with hatchet

Just typical news there.

This former elderly couple in Humptulips, WA were victimized by Washington's Transient Transportation System (TTS). (While unrelated to my situation, Washington's TTS allows anyone with the ability to beg to go just about anywhere in Washington.)
January 10, 2018, 10:19 PM
parabellum

January 10, 2018, 10:46 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by Hawgster:
Ground control to Major Tom....





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January 10, 2018, 11:06 PM
rh
quote:
Originally posted by snoris:
Thank you for putting the visual to my comment, Monkey! That might be my new iPhone wallpaper.


This is my wallpaper It was an August morning, and I wondered what was South of my residence in the Rotten State of Washington.

Oh, sigmonkey, no offense taken. I understand your joke photo. The mystery science question is "How am I still alive?"
January 11, 2018, 06:10 AM
Bassamatic
quote:
Originally posted by Jaywendland1981:
quote:
Originally posted by TheFrontRange:
quote:
Originally posted by Bassamatic:
I have zero to add to any of this but felt it necessary to make an appearance as this thread just may be headed to the anals of Sigforum history to be talked about only in hushed tones. Smile


You meant "annals." The "annals of SIGforum history."

At least, I think that's what you meant. Smile


He had it right the first time.


Oops! Yup, I misspelled it. But we will just leave it. Big Grin



.....never marry a woman who is mean to your waitress.