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Playing matador with a bison. What could possibly go wrong?

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August 15, 2020, 11:00 AM
Rawny
Playing matador with a bison. What could possibly go wrong?
quote:
Originally posted by Micropterus:
These Longhorn bulls are amazingly huge. And beautiful. They make Cape Buffalo look small. No way I'd walk up to one.

But, but, but, we need a size comparison! Place a quarter next to its hoof and take a pic for us. Razz
August 15, 2020, 11:12 AM
Keystoner
This is one of those threads I wish I had read the OP last.



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August 15, 2020, 08:25 PM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by mcrimm:
Years ago, yes, in Montana, we were riding in a pickup through a pasture loaded with both buffalo and beefalo. The rancher said, “Don’t do any sudden moves. Yesterday, one of the big bulls hooked his horns under one of our pickups and flipped it on its side.”

Don’t screw with wild animals.

We spend lots of time in Glacier Park. Stupidity abound.


WTF is a "beefalo?"




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August 15, 2020, 09:47 PM
rburg
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:



WTF is a "beefalo?"


Its a hybrid between a a buffalo and a cow. Yields a richer or fatter meat, easier to cook using normal methods, not adding fat.


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August 16, 2020, 06:53 AM
trapper189
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Just imagine if all the bison stood up on their hind legs, whipped out iPhones and started recording their brother flinging around Missy Motorscooter like a rag doll.


Would that be considered roaming charge?
August 16, 2020, 06:04 PM
OKCGene
This video shows the astounding strength, power and quickness of Bison. Look how easily the dominant male moves this younger yet still very strong and heavy male out of the way. These animals are not to be underestimated.




Link to original video: https://youtu.be/ECViNQYuzAI
August 16, 2020, 07:49 PM
LS1 GTO
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:


WTF is a "beefalo?"


They're like a Bremalo except from Texas, not Bremerton, WA. Big Grin






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August 17, 2020, 09:44 AM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by rburg:
quote:
Originally posted by Lord Vaalic:



WTF is a "beefalo?"


Its a hybrid between a a buffalo and a cow. Yields a richer or fatter meat, easier to cook using normal methods, not adding fat.


Thanks! Always something new to learn on the forum!




Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
August 17, 2020, 11:30 AM
TMats
Pretty cool video of a bunch of “full-growed” Texas longhorns being unloaded from a trailer. Years ago, in Arizona, I worked for a rancher who had a small herd of registered longhorns. Spring calving is a special time anyway; it’s really special when each calf is uniquely marked and you get to see a newborn for the first time, sometimes still wearing the golden slippers it wore to its birthday.



BTW, Having worked with both longhorns and F1 Brahma crosses, I can tell you for sure, neither is more dangerous than any other breed. What makes the biggest difference is how often the cattle see a man.


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