A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

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December 24, 2024, 05:09 AM

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A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000, in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between 15 to 20 million dollars... and I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well
done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn't she? You've just made my day.

Now, I know I can handle the bad
news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.