I Know What My Birthday Present Is!

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August 05, 2020, 07:05 PM

IntrepidTraveler

I Know What My Birthday Present Is!

So, my birthday is coming up in about a month. I sent a link to my wife of something on Gunbroker.

A little later, I started to try to smooth out the process for her to buy it. I asked her for some information, and she asked why. She told me she didn't need to provide it to me, as my present may, or may not, have already been purchased. She then sent me a tracking link which schedules delivery for this Saturday. (It's USPS, so I'm not fooled by that, by the way.)

Glock 17 Gen 5 MOS, on the way!

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August 05, 2020, 07:22 PM

BigCity

She told me you're going to be severely disappointed....

John

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August 05, 2020, 08:00 PM

LS1 GTO

quote:
Originally posted by BigCity:
She told me you're going to be severely disappointed....

She told me that it was for me. Hopefully you weren't told the same.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

August 05, 2020, 08:02 PM

ZSMICHAEL

^^^^^^^^^
She said it was a top of the line Jennings
25 caliber.

August 05, 2020, 08:30 PM

TXJIM

I predict a Hi-Point in your relationship

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August 05, 2020, 08:36 PM

monoblok

I'm pretty sure she heard 'block', as in 2x4s. Kinda like Glock, according to 1911 guys.

August 05, 2020, 09:43 PM

PCWyoming

quote:
Originally posted by TXJIM:
I predict a Hi-Point in your relationship

I see what you did there.

PC

August 06, 2020, 05:43 AM

IntrepidTraveler