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When will the coronavirus arrive in the US? (Disease: COVID-19; Virus: SARS-CoV-2)

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March 07, 2020, 05:31 PM
PowerSurge
When will the coronavirus arrive in the US? (Disease: COVID-19; Virus: SARS-CoV-2)
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
^^^^^^^
Maybe there will soon be an APP so you can actually so how far you are from a carrier.


And then do what? Stay home like a hermit? Get up and leave in the middle of your dinner at a restaurant if he/she looks like they’re driving by the restaurant. Gee whiz.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
March 07, 2020, 05:32 PM
parabellum
My response was funnier.
March 07, 2020, 05:37 PM
PowerSurge
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
My response was funnier.


Wittier too. Smile


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
March 07, 2020, 05:38 PM
kkina
We're talking about those quarantined Princess ships now, right?


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March 07, 2020, 05:41 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
My response was funnier.

^^^^
Yep. It was.
March 07, 2020, 05:42 PM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
My response was funnier.
Wittier too. Smile
Well, I didn't want to say. You know how it is.
March 07, 2020, 05:44 PM
ZSMICHAEL
quote:
And then do what? Stay home like a hermit? Get up and leave in the middle of your dinner at a restaurant if he/she looks like they’re driving by the restaurant. Gee whiz.

^^^^^^^
My response was intended to be sarcastic. There are actually hookup apps that will tell you how far you are from someone else that wants to have sex. It is a natural progression for those glued to their phones.
March 07, 2020, 06:02 PM
PowerSurge
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
quote:
And then do what? Stay home like a hermit? Get up and leave in the middle of your dinner at a restaurant if he/she looks like they’re driving by the restaurant. Gee whiz.

^^^^^^^
My response was intended to be sarcastic.


I was hoping so. People are losing their minds.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Psalm 14:1
March 07, 2020, 06:24 PM
David Lee
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
My response was funnier.
The "siege vittles", was more original.. Big Grin. You could sell those on line.
March 07, 2020, 06:27 PM
trapper189
Our local news reported our county has it's first case. The reporter promised they would find out who she is, where she lives, and let us know. Even my wife, who normally tells me I have to let it go, questioned that one.
March 07, 2020, 06:31 PM
henryaz
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
I'm more concerned with the chicken heart, I stocked up on lots of jello.

How will you handle the black poisonous snakes?


When in doubt, mumble
March 07, 2020, 06:32 PM
WaterburyBob
quote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
Our local news reported our county has it's first case. The reporter promised they would find out who she is, where she lives, and let us know. Even my wife, who normally tells me I have to let it go, questioned that one.
Wouldn't that violate HIPAA regulations?


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March 07, 2020, 06:33 PM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
Our local news reported our county has it's first case. The reporter promised they would find out who she is, where she lives, and let us know. Even my wife, who normally tells me I have to let it go, questioned that one.


What? Why? Do they want to paint a Scarlett letter on her front door and have her shunned?


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
March 07, 2020, 06:36 PM
BlackTalonJHP
This panoramic paranoia has driven Para into using paronomasia Big Grin
March 07, 2020, 06:37 PM
ensigmatic
quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
What? Why? Do they want to paint a Scarlett letter on her front door and have her shunned?

A big red "C"


"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher
March 07, 2020, 06:37 PM
jljones
quote:
Originally posted by trapper189:
Our local news reported our county has it's first case. The reporter promised they would find out who she is, where she lives, and let us know. Even my wife, who normally tells me I have to let it go, questioned that one.


This is why the media is truly the enemy of the people.


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March 07, 2020, 06:38 PM
Kuisis
What? Why? Do they want to paint a Scarlett letter on her front door and have her shunned?[/QUOTE]

Just paint goats blood around the door?
March 07, 2020, 06:40 PM
David Lee
What else fits on the new siege vittles pyramid? I got spam, Ramen noodles and Centrum.. Big Grin.
March 07, 2020, 06:44 PM
FLhiker
quote:
Originally posted by David Lee:
What else fits on the new siege vittles pyramid? I got spam, Ramen noodles and Centrum.. Big Grin.


Lol, Metamucil !
March 07, 2020, 06:45 PM
parabellum
Yeah, gotta have some fiber in there.

Each morning, have a hearty bowl of oats with dried fruit and you'll be movin' your shit fast enough to put FedEx to shame.