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WHO declares MONKEYPOX a "global emergency"!
August 14, 2024, 04:53 PM
41WHO declares MONKEYPOX a "global emergency"!
The last time I was sick was 1993 when I gave my last bottle of Sambucol to a co-worker who had the flu. At the time, you had to mail order it while now you can find it at Walmart.
He never replaced it as was agree to and I should have known better. He was addicted to Diet Cokes and drank three a day at work. He was always making bets with people over a case of Cokes but never paid up when he lost.
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August 14, 2024, 04:58 PM
P220 Smudgequote:
Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
But I think I have a fool proof way of avoiding this one. I'm just not going to go to gay orgies and go bareback on other dudes every weekend. That's going to be my strategy.
Yep. No blowjobs from monkeys, or dudes blowing monkeys. No even blowjobs from dudes who get blowjobs from monkeys. Just skip all of that. Safer, and more effective than social distancing or huffing microplastics 24/7.
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August 14, 2024, 05:14 PM
AglifterA) The new strain seems to be spreading with close proximity but probably not sexual contact.
B) The support system is very low in those countries but the lethality rate is high.
I don’t see a reason for the news to be concerned but the CDC etc do need to look at it.
August 14, 2024, 06:58 PM
VoshterkoffRemember when the news covered a dog and young boys contracting it, and then the media stopped covering the entire topic entirely?
August 14, 2024, 07:02 PM
sigmonkey Iterum
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August 14, 2024, 07:41 PM
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"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
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August 14, 2024, 08:04 PM
Snapping TwigKeep your tallywacker out of a random dude's transom and you should be ok.
PSA brought to you by common sense.
August 14, 2024, 09:15 PM
robotoid
August 14, 2024, 09:27 PM
OttoSigHard to make money off of people without a crisis.
Nine years to retirement! Just waiting! August 14, 2024, 09:45 PM
12131^^^ Yep, the second meme on the first page says it all.
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August 15, 2024, 05:20 AM
Captain MorganI heard on the radio this morning that monkey pox is very high in the Congo.
Lets just stop travel to and from Africa for a couple of months.
Oh and the Village in NYC.
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Benjamin Franklin August 15, 2024, 06:32 AM
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"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke August 15, 2024, 07:05 AM
dgshooterquote:
Originally posted by Sig2340:
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Originally posted by radioman:
Who declared the emergency?
Not who, but what.
I don't know.
August 15, 2024, 07:43 AM
downtownv"Everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for me my monkey"
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August 15, 2024, 10:29 AM
xd45manYou know, I think social distancing might actually work with this one. Let's stay 6ft away.
Beagle lives matter.
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August 15, 2024, 10:30 AM
chellim1quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
Iterum
It's like being Rick-rolled...

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor August 15, 2024, 10:44 AM
kz1000Nothing to be concerned with if you're not faygeleh.
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"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris
August 15, 2024, 11:43 AM
220-9erLooks like it spreads more or less like AIDs did, except there isn't the long delay between infection and when it presents in the recipient.
That should make it much easier to determine who has it and where they got it, preventing the silent transmission seen in AIDS.
It's also no where near as fatal, shown as 10% or less but really much less. Most get over it with no treatment.
https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/m...ck/transmission.html
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August 15, 2024, 01:12 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by dgshooter:
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Originally posted by Sig2340:
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Originally posted by radioman:
Who declared the emergency?
Not who, but what.
I don't know.
No, he's on third.