From our LE association comedian:

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 70 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every month.

I have my own pad.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car.

I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store, I like the wine store best.

The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, or being drafted, or failing English 4, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?

And I don't have acne.

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.

Scientists believe this also makes you
hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.

Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for. It is NOT a memory problem;
it is nature's way of making older
people do more exercise.

Stealing someone's coffee is called Mugging

Pasteurize: Too far to see

Energizer Bunny Arrested: Charged with Battery

The other day, I opened the door for a clown. It was a nice jester.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

However invented "Knock Knock" jokes should get a No-Bell prize.

I put my grandma on speed dial. I call that Instagram!

My Brain at 3 AM:
"I can see you are trying to sleep, so I would like to offer you a selection of every memory, unresolved issue, or things you should have said or done today as well as in the past 50 years!"
Pretty well sums up my sleeping schedule! Well, that and having to get up to pee!

Those were good! Thanks for posting...

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Seenager

Pretty funny. I've still got about a decade until I'm there!

both my wife and I enjoyed those! Thank you!

ten more years till I join this group...

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The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant,

Ha! That line reminded me of something I hadn't thought of or heard for years...

What does "safe sex" mean to a Tennessee Redneck Hillbilly?
... She's ALREADY pregnant!

Thanks for the laugh!

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My Brain at 3 AM:
"I can see you are trying to sleep, so I would like to offer you a selection of every memory, unresolved issue, or things you should have said or done today as well as in the past 50 years!"

Pretty well sums up my sleeping schedule! Well, that and having to get up to pee!

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Seriously. I have, on occasion, lain awake for what feels like hours because of this. Nearly 70 years worth of stupid shit I've said and done that I wish I could take back.

And don't even get me started about the peeing thing...

Looking forward to it.