During a church service, the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.

Karen stood and walked to the podium. She said, “Two months ago, my husband, Randy, had a terrible bicycle accident and his scrotum was crushed.”

There was a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation.

“Randy was unable to hold me or the grandchildren,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and they were able to reconstruct the crushed remnants of Randy’s scrotum, using wire to reinforce and shape it.”

The men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably.

“Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Randy is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”

All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say.

I stood up and walked slowly to the podium and said, “I’m Randy.”

The entire congregation held its breath.

“I just want to tell my dear wife the word is sternum.”

Excellent!!

I'm still laughing as I type this.