8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it’s going to get worse.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
August 10, 2018, 12:50 PM
Outnumbered
Funny and sadly true at the same time!
August 10, 2018, 12:55 PM
erj_pilot
A daily reminder that Political (bullshit) Correctness is ruining our society bit by bit...
Funny and (sadly) accurate in today's society.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
August 10, 2018, 12:56 PM
walkinghorse
Thanks, needed a laugh today! And how true!
Jim
August 10, 2018, 01:00 PM
old rugged cross
damn, would I go for some snow about now!
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
August 10, 2018, 02:26 PM
smschulz
quote:
the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs"
August 10, 2018, 02:43 PM
bald1
Yup! Lots and lots of snowflakes in the air when it snows.
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
August 10, 2018, 07:57 PM
jbcummings
Just imagine how the world we live in would treat Calvin (and Hobbes) creation in snow.
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
August 10, 2018, 08:15 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings: Just imagine how the world we live in would treat Calvin (and Hobbes) creation in snow.
"we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet
August 12, 2018, 05:57 PM
Chris42
Solution - build it in your neighbors yard...
August 12, 2018, 08:53 PM
Sunset_Va
Another slight...Snowcones were omitted.
美しい犬
August 13, 2018, 10:43 PM
Ozarkwoods
JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
August 13, 2018, 10:46 PM
JALLEN
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods: JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?
1964-68, 1970 only. I haven’t lived in Austin since.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
August 14, 2018, 05:36 AM
Ozarkwoods
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods: JALLEN, when did you move to Austin?
1964-68, 1970 only. I haven’t lived in Austin since.
Lol, hope all is well with you and your lovely wife in hill country.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
August 14, 2018, 05:38 AM
smlsig
8:45 love it!
------------------ Eddie
Our Founding Fathers were men who understood that the right thing is not necessarily the written thing. -kkina
August 14, 2018, 09:56 AM
Sportshooter
Too bad Calvin wasn’t around to take the heat off the guy with some of his carefully crafted snow people.
