... have to be postponed. I am in the hospital with five broken ribs. I'm OK. More later.This message has been edited. Last edited by: Jim Shugart,
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March 09, 2018, 02:28 PM
cas
Oh, that old excuse.
"What'cha do that for George?"
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March 09, 2018, 02:38 PM
sigmonkey
Ouch.
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March 09, 2018, 02:39 PM
Todd Huffman
Don't laugh. Or sneeze.
Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago.
March 09, 2018, 02:42 PM
cincinnatijim
Sorry to hear about the broken ribs. I hope things heal up quickly.
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March 09, 2018, 02:45 PM
Jimbo54
I was going to post something really funny but if you laugh it'll hurt, no end.
Jim
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March 09, 2018, 03:01 PM
PHPaul
OUCH! Hope you heal up quickly.
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March 09, 2018, 03:01 PM
0-0
You should have started the karma earlier if the Gods were frowning at you so hard....
Now seriously, get well soon (and rewatch the box while recovering).
Crap! I missed Jimbo54's post.
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March 09, 2018, 03:04 PM
ArLEOret
Get well soon!
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March 09, 2018, 03:14 PM
V-Tail
Who did you aggravate?
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March 09, 2018, 03:16 PM
ArtieS
Great Bouncing Shugarts! WTF you do?
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March 09, 2018, 03:21 PM
slabsides45
I don't know how many times I've told you son, you ain't 16 any more. And besides, that whole dancin' on the brass pole thing is just kinda... weird and disturbing.
Stop it already.
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March 09, 2018, 03:23 PM
OKCGene
Oh no!
Hope you are doing better quickly.
Pics of the hawt nurses or I'm calling bullshit!
Jim, stop reading here and skip to the next post. Do not read anything else in my post, cuz we know how you love dirty jokes! Don't start laughing and worsen your condition.
Of course this reminds me of the old joke: Did you hear about the prostitute who was injured and placed in the hospital?
She couldn't wait to get out and get back on her back.
Now that's a Shugart joke! This message has been edited. Last edited by: OKCGene,
March 09, 2018, 03:26 PM
RNshooter
Use the incentive spirometer, like the nurse tells you. Ending up with pneumonia is one of the ways this could be worse.
Heal quick!
Bruce
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March 09, 2018, 03:29 PM
Hunthelp
Damn, Jim, that hurts me. Having had two sessions of just one broken rib, I’m having pain from just thinking what four would be like. Shallow breaths, put the comics up, avoid the thread with the fun photos and memes. Saying prayers!
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March 09, 2018, 03:33 PM
sleepla8er
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Ribs move with every breath you take and every move you make ~ take the drugs brother, take the drugs!!!
March 09, 2018, 03:35 PM
cgode
here’s a karma I want no part of! ouch!! heal quick!
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March 09, 2018, 03:37 PM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by cas: Oh, that old excuse.
OK, that’s funny
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March 09, 2018, 03:43 PM
Warhorse
Hope all goes well, and that you get better quick.
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